This happened to me, not as explicit as wanting to see me naked, but grossly ‘romantic’, inappropriate, and scary because we were the only two people in the office, late in the evening. And later on when I gave my notice to resign (he was my boss) he treated me like shit, and after I left I found out that he lied to…

They’re dicks.

Assuming that she got regular screenings and caught it fairly early, I’d guess there is an exceptional chance she will. People with money and access to good health care can get the cutting-edge care that makes recovery very likely. 🙂

I know what you mean. This is very triggering for me too but when I found out he was found guilty, I literally screamed in joy. One rape victims justice is all our justice. We are together in this. Peace and love.

This made me cry. My boyfriend looked over at me and yelled “IS FIONA OKAY? ARE THOSE HAPPY TEARS OR SAD TEARS?! IS. FIONA. OKAY.”

I’m not sure that’s the correct exclamation of distaste I’d advocate. May I humbly suggest “Castrate child rapists, Castrate Rapists. Every single one”?

Bandaids don’t fix broken ribs.

Their feud started when Rand Paul stole his neighbor’s backup dancers. There’s been a lot of bad blood since then.

Because the Americans who overwhelmingly buy guns are white. Extreme vetting is for brown people.

Yep. The republican party is now the party of Trump, so anyone running as a republican is automatically a Trumpanzee.

He has to wait to find out the skin color of the driver first.

I think they give him a big piece of construction paper with 140 boxes on it and a jumbo sharpie. It takes a long time to scrawl each letter and dot and superfluous apostrophe and quotation mark. He uses the extra periods between tweets because he thinks he has to fill in every available square in order to win the…

I impulsed rescued a dog from a bad situation. I was so worried about it all, intro to new dogs, having a small dog (chi mix), vet bills. But! Surprise! Dog is an absolute angel. I “gave” her to my 8 yr old who has a lot of psychiatric issues. They adore each other. And DD’s behavior is about 50% improved.

Are you available on weekend evenings? I have three boys with a deep and abiding love of fart jokes and a serious hankering for mommy wine time.

Yup. That foot phone!!!

Okaaaaaay the voiceovers are ridic but dem cheeks on that babeeeee AND foot phone...I’m dun.

Any self-respecting parent of a preschooler knows that when you’re reciting e.e. cummings, you have to change the words just a teensy bit for maximum bonding power, i.e.:
i carry your fart

Fun fact: my now-husband kind of chased me down for Date #2. (He wore Skechers on our first date! And—MOST EGREGIOUS—he very obviously seemed super into me which is OH so unattractive. (I am dumb.)) I was trying to convince him that I’d turned back into a mannequin and could no longer leave my store window, but that…

Hmm. I never would have thought my social skills were peaking on Sunday night when I’m debating whether or not I need pants on to run my garbage cans to the curb for Monday pick up.

I can imagine Christina picking a fight, but Pink is freaking tough. She is strong. She’d wipe the floor with Xtina.