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I literally just left a Foo Fighters show about 20 minute ago. It was a fun show but I was there when they unveiled the throne and I couldn’t help but think “I kind of miss the throne.” Although I’m glad he doesn’t need it anymore, Dave’s crazy running and jumping around the stage gave me hope that my own recent

You can sit and play guitar, but you can’t play with a broken wrist and elbow.

100% would watch a cooking show with Channing Tatum and the incomparable Roxane Gay.

This week I had an ultrasound and my little fetus is the right size and looking perfect and never. stops. moving. :D

It is a flawless apology at least. None of this “sorry you were offended” fuckery. I am grateful he was able to clear this sadly low bar.

Their mother died about a year ago, I bet Bob has been lining up his ducks since then.

This movie is stupid. They’re only taking out one at a time. It’s gonna take them hundreds of years this way.

That’s what I thought! I saw the screencap and was like “who is that??”, then saw the headline, and my lady boner wilted into a question mark

“Actually this is for my Satanic Cult meeting! Want to come? We’re looking for a human sacrifice!” (Yeah I know that isn’t really a thing but crusty old dudes like that universally seem to think so)

Hi all! I created this burner to shamelessly brag about my personal life. It might get buried in the greys— oh well!

I find it quite scrotesque.

Seriously though, Abbott has brain damage from boxing or something, right? He’s not even ham-fistedly tactical like Trump, he just says dumb shit that doesn’t help anyone, lest of all himself.

He is like an ethereal being. I would worry for him, but mere mortal beings cannot affect his essence.

We’re capitalist first. If someone can’t make a profit on it, it doesnt get done. Also we live in an echo chamber, rarely are international stories broadcast on new stations. Your only reference is stereotypes.

It baffles us too.

Broke my collar bone two weeks ago. I have ‘good’ insurance. It’s covering less than half the cost of the initial ER trip and I now owe $1700 out of pocket.

A gallbladder removal can certainly be an emergency! If a stone blocks a duct, you are in serious trouble.

I was literally charged $90.00 this morning to be weighed and have my blood pressure read. In order to obtain birth control pills. Even with Obamacare, our healthcare system is supremely fucked up. We need universal healthcare so bad.