But you have to admit that Gawker as a whole has a tendency to say, “this person is doing something stupid just to get media attention!!!”, and then write about them ad-nauseam for weeks.

On the scale of shady things, being a ballpark asshole ranks pretty low. But I’ll be sure to send in a tip next time I see somebody sneak into a better seat or dump their beer on the person in front of them when they leap up to scream at an umpire.

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

Believe it or not, but there are female service members.

Isn’t Danerys Jon’s auntie?

It’s not a minivan. A mini-van has a full-length flat roof that you can load ladders, kayaks, skis, surfboards, bicycles, etc. on. It has sliding doors that take up practically zero space in a parking lot. 3 forward facing rows, with seating for 7 or 8. Massive interior volume for the overall length. And it starts…

Considering the larger party alternatives, I will applaud anyone who votes for Stein

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

Sorry for this . Nofx.

Yes, that’s good Deadspin. Let the hate flow through you.

You forgot one.

Voting for the Cardinals here is stupid. The Cardinals—as a franchise—are perfectly okay, no better and no worse than a half-dozen other very successful teams (are you comfortable saying the Cardinals are really meaningfully worse than the Patriots?). The Cardinals’ fanbase, that sucks, but the team itself is fine and…

But the difference is that it’s all Boston sports fans, not just Red Sox fans.

I think the Giants are the worst. Yesterday, I had a guy defending Bonds since he never got caught or suspended, while saying how bad Boston was for Ortiz and Manny getting caught.

Unfortunately, an all-volunteer military force means the burden of national defense has to be carried by the groups that do it now: military families, and the poor. Ensuring that everyone in the country regardless of gender, race, or orientation has a stake in means that maybe, just maybe, there’ll be less heedless…

I don’t think the draft is a good thing, except insofar as it reminds the rich old white guys who thrust us into war that their loved ones could be shipping out too, not just poor people. In that way, it’s a modest constraint on their warmongering.

shots fired

Defenses still matter. Didn’t a defense just win the Broncos a Super Bowl? Peyton Manning was essentially a spectator this postseason.

Again and again.