“Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut” is obviously the only aphorism fit for this space.

Also consider the military member sitting at home with an extra $1000 in his/her pocket. The travesty of it.

Yawn. So you’re giving an attention seeking whore more attention? Got it.

Just do the whole living world a favor and not use rat poison. There are instances of dogs moving objects as large as a washing machine out of the way to get at this shit.

It seems the great centers are all underrated these days, Kareem, Hakeem, Shaq...

Made the same basic point before seeing you had already made it. In solidarity Stumptown.

Fuck you. Fuck this stupid debate. And fuck all of you who think you have a right to comment here. Fuck. Everything.

Need to update that photo though. 2011.

These are all great suggestions for my BOFA playlist.

Equal Opportunities. My VAG.

My DICK.

Reasonable point ... but then only one of those team executives used the password: “password.”

Pink Vapor Stew

So, by sheer volume, Boston is the worst then?

Boston fans are insufferable. It is the single best word to describe those fans. My questions Drew:

The dirtier secret is that we don’t need a draft to disproportionately pull from the demographics you’re referring to, the reserves already accomplish that feat.

Right, because not having the draft has sure helped keep the US out of wars... Progress would be not having stupid fucking wars.

I’m not agnostic on the draft at all. Require a draft for military interventions - then maybe we could stop intervening militarily since everyone will have some skin in the game.

“Oh, you want my kid to deploy to Clusterfuckistan? Maybe we could try this whole diplomacy and sanctions approach after all...”