I almost always have peanut butter on an english muffin for breakfast. Actually, that's a lie - my 2 year old has a peanut allergy, so now I almost always have sunflower butter on an english muffin for breakfast. It's surprisingly close to real peanut butter (and by 'real' here I mean the kind that is peanuts and…

I also read the phrase "the rise of smartphones" and thought back to the archaic days of 2006.

Yes but is this before or after you guys swap partners?

"Let's say you were transported back in time to before the rise of smartphones—let's go with the mid-'80s."

Righhhht. And if you rape someone, you're a rapist. Despite what you think you are or what you think you feel about women.

I think you're really reading into things if that's your takeaway.

I believe you just helped foster that narrative by adding the consequence disclaimer. It's sort of complicated, in that it isn't a direct accusation on your part, more a hunch you actually believe, that you decided to run with as if it was a warning of consequence question, not an actual belief of yours.

is this article implying that Lisa Bonet was probably abused by Cosby?

Yes! I'm confused!

Bobby filet 'o fish. Thank you.

Matt, quit making burners to post about how hot you are. We've discussed this.

Out of all his defenders, she's the one I'm most disappointed by. :/

BYE PHYLICIA.

"Got married."

PENIS BITTEN THROUGH PANTS WHILE WRESTLING BY BROTHER.

Did it come out of your penis?

The Sharks will also probably make the playoffs ... then lose.

"Who's got it better than us?!"
"That kid who's internship includes medical!"

Seems like a great career move for Harbaugh until he asks a room full of college kids "Who got it better than us??!!" and they reply "serfs."

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.