"eschatological"... I had to look that up! Great write up Matt.

I call these people "IWMs"... Idiots With Money.

Ditto.

They were flattening tires way before it was cool.

It's some coating that is used on rifle scopes.

I always thought that it was just the stewards who were screwing everyone during the races.

I heard the fire was caused by an iPod. Coincidence?

This is all I see.

I stand corrected.

Excellent point. Like being a meth cooking kingpin that drives an Aztek.

This guy helped the Nazis take over his country.

Yikes. Not to stereotype but the last car I'd figure some crazy person to drive is a S80. Seems like the choice of a rational person who values their life.

VW just needs to figure out how to make this badboy handle better.

I've been following that twitter feed for a while and am still not 100% sure it's actually Jezza.

Call it Dyson because it sucks real hard?

SWAG

And it's got Cali plates with current registration. Damn.

Come on Jasper... drinking Guinness at Monster Jam?

You got a laugh out of me with that one.

For those of you that want to read the Sauber/VW story I have posted a working link :http://www.crash.net/f1/news/182254/1/sauber_silent_on_volkswagen_rumours.html