The protein from the chicken balances it out.

We don't even have Waffle House in California because of C.A.R.B.

He should have tried to build solar panels. Then no one would care.

Image flipping is so easy!

But that's a race car! They can put the steering wheel wherever they want.

YOU HAVE TO SHIFT LEFT HANDED? This must be photoshopped...

No shit?

I'm glad that guy is okay. Now we all need to chip in and get him a new hat.

Lada Niva doesn't give a shit.

Well "Limo" and "smug" go hand in hand. I wonder how prom and bachelorette barf effect battery performance.

Obligatory.

Why is the steering wheel on the right side?

I worked as a valet at an upscale mall in Orange County, CA for a few years off and on in college. Most of the valets were pretty good about not hooning the cars but man did most of the guys rip off the valet service. Mall cops and cameras were everywhere so burnouts and stuff were verboten and would get you fired on…

No wonder he keeps beating me at Group J races on Fourza. I tip my hat to you Bert.

Good thing she wasn't from Crested Butte, CO.

I found the dead guy's pic. He looks nice.

GAME... OVER.

Glad she's okay.

Isn't that his radar detector beeping? Those are illegal in Germany I think.

I found this little missive to be the best.