Ahah. No kidding. Good line, though.

I'm a fan of Lonely Island, but I think this video is obnoxious (I think the videos it's making fun of are also shitty and obnoxious). That's all I'm saying. Robyn is the best thing about it.

Nah, I get that. I'm a fan of most of Lonely Island's stuff, but this is so on the nose of what it's making fun of, that it kind of just LOOKS like... what it's supposed to be making fun of.

Robyn is the absolute BEST. ...But I have no idea what is happening in this video.

Met the love of my life at work? Check.

As I understood it, she meant that she wouldn't have performed the experiment in front of her peers, out of the classroom setting, as she was originally intending to take the experiment to her science teacher. Not that she wouldn't have done it altogether.

Jinkx Monsoon as Harriet the Spy: "Beth Ellen Hansen always looks like she is about to cry. I wish someone would just kick her and get it over with."

New uniform proposal is way better.

I actually don't think I've stopped watching The Sopranos since 2005.

I had an Edwardian-era pearl ring for my engagement.

So, like... get Republicans to be Democrats so people will vote for them.

I really like you, Julie Klausner, and I welcome your column with open arms.

It doesn't look like it'll be wide release, considering how long it's been out already. I live in New Orleans and watched it twice (twice!) in the theatre this summer.

Yes, as another commenter said— this piece is unbelievably tone deaf.

I know we've got quite a few from Krewe of Muses here on Jezebel. Here's a really great story about a Mardi Gras krewe coming together for a great cause and making one little girl extremely happy.

I don't watch any late night shows, but I watch a LOT of the celebrity interviews the next day. Fallon might be a shit comedian*, but he does a really fun interview. He and Conan are my favorites, and actually engage with most of their guests.

"Do you smell what we've just piped into the room here?"

Attractive maaaan, attractive man, please come to my bed, attractive maaaaaan.

I keep thinking Ellen Barkin is "Ellen Burstyn," and that headline made me go, "Whhhhaaaaaaatt...??" in total amazement.

Agreed. And to a certain extent, and at a certain age, your kid needs a break from you. I'm a big believer in boundaries.