Not that I'm rooting for Mel Gibson to get anymore work, but isn't this sort of like the pot calling the kettle black? Mel's anti-semitism and attitude toward women is despicable, but so was The Hangover's treatment of Asians and female characters.

@Pigasus: I KNOW. I call my bed "hugbed" because it is like the mattress is enveloping you in a giant hug.

I want the bedding in #14 so bad. My boyfriend would hate it, but I kind of don't even care.

@diasdiem: lmao. I just snorted my coffee. Thanks.

@ForgotMyMantra: FTFW!

Hee. "Big Crosby" should have been his rapper name.

@danielleisacatlady: Now I don't want you getting all glittered up for Easter...

Yuuuck. I'm glad this won the title... Because MRSA is fucking scary.

@Na zdrowie: Yay! Thanks! :)

Jezebels! If you need a new music Tumblr to follow, might I throw my new blog into the ring?

@lakedesire: Nope, it was one of the opening scenes in that episode. "The Telltale Moozadell."

@ceilidh: You're like the Don Draper of pretzels and self loathing! You're two steps ahead, my friend. Well done.

I wouldn't even be as furious about this if it was their first choice... but now it's just one in a series of choices to make women feel bad about themselves.

The Telltale Moozadell!

Britney's producers are very, very good. Britney the artist? Eeh.

@feelingHELLAstabby: That's so wonderful, I teared up a little.

I love South Park to pieces, but this is the worst sweater design I have ever seen.

Hortense, you were and are my favorite Jezebel writer, and your weekend posts will definitely be missed!

Excellent! There are now two celebrity statues I must have a picture with before I die: Freddie Mercury in Montreaux, and Dio in Bulgaria.

@frazier.averylane: Nothing! Even though I was only 16, I did it with a guy I trusted and we were both glad to do it. The first time was not spectacular, but we figured we'd get better at it.