@vee: ...I don't know why I feel the need to clarify this, but I still hope Jen gets it. I feel like Nicole can do well on her own without ANTM. And Laura's freaking great, but... it's definitely time to let an Asian girl get thissss. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe

@EkaterinaBallerina: Team Jennifer!

@Lymed: And here we are, full circle. :) #lindsaylohan

She is the face of pure nothingness. Nothing in her head, nothing done for the world.

@WickedLittleHigh: He's a pastry chef, and it's awesommme.

It's my birthday!

I am almost positive David Cross was joking... has anyone -heard- this guy's standup?

@funzette: So Hailey Glassman would be Debi Mazar's character, right?

@rodmanstreet: Time to watch Wayne's World.

@marshmallory: Your boyfriend is a very, very good sport.

@missing_piece: Ok. Thank goodness.

@vee: Much more.

@bluebears: Not to mention... if he is, in fact, supplying "everyone" in LA?

I was spanked a handful of times as a child. Generally, they used the belt.

@browngirlinthering: It is much better than the Tom Waits cover album... in that you can actually listen to it without your brain falling out of your ears.

@bellzar08: Oh god, I didn't even notice that.

Not to mention the completely gross pictures that come with each stereotype... badly drawn, leering women with gigantic breasts.

@thebuffster: Only until the rampant alcoholism set in.

@shadesofmediocrity: I'm exactly the same now.

@shadesofmediocrity: Ironically— something she loved to say!