@rodmanstreet: Oh god, we watched this every year in high school English. My teacher would salivate every time he came on screen.

@thebuffster: Thanks!

@Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: Haha. When I'm sick, I play PS1 games.

Quit my job today!

Pre-packaged, 30-minute, cutelynamedfoodstuff and TGI Fridays never looked so tough.

@MissFiFi: Followed by the Bowie classic, "Little Fat Man."

@penguins268: Seconded! I just read an interview with him, linked from Mugglenet (I think).

@kityglitr: Laura's the best.

@FattyCatty: I'm also happy to hear Miranda Cosgrove is secretly awesome... Loved her in School of Rock.

I would only be more excited if David Lynch took on SVH.

@asexual vampire: Oh, girrrl, I feel exactly the same way at Mardi Gras.

Parrrrdon me? Michael Douglas as Liberace?

@DallasAlice: You're lovely. And I'm a newbie too, but I must say that I've loved reading the comments here.

@HighSchoolFearleader: I used to live in downtown New Orleans (a block from Bourbon Street), and had to park my car in the same garage as the Girls Gone Wild van.

@FashionShowAtLunch: I'm with you there.

Living in this apartment must be like living inside of a perpetual yawn.

You know... I'll take an early death, if it means I can still be "cynically hostile."

@amsci: Ponyo is really, really cute! It is so precious, my head almost exploded. For real.

Ok. Joan Rivers is now commenting on Jon Gosselin? Can we let Jon and Kate die a slow media death now?

@swashbuckling: I think the Olsen twins also have a line at Wal Mart, and some other tween celebrity, as well. America's Next Top Model also has a Cover Girl / Wal Mart challenge in every one of the last few cycles.