@swashbuckling: I think the Olsen twins also have a line at Wal Mart, and some other tween celebrity, as well. America's Next Top Model also has a Cover Girl / Wal Mart challenge in every one of the last few cycles.

@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: This reminds me of an episode of The Oblongs where Suzie informs Helga that she has mice hidden in her back fat.

@IonaHelva: Literal LOL at this.

@formergr: Oh, it was definitely anonymous spanking sounds and weeping.

@somedisaster: I'm actually glad someone brought up The Hangover (which I think was worlds away from anything Apatow's ever done... worlds away, and massively less funny). I watched it the other night, and I have to get this off my chest.

@k-e: Oh, for the record, none of my spankings ever took place IN school.

I was spanked as a kid too, and turned out normal, well-adjusted, and just fine.

The very first boy I ever loved recommended this book to me.

"Marmee was ludicrous....like a fox."

Thank you, Sadie.

@k-e: ALSO.

Dear Perez Hilton,

@DutchessOfDork: I dunno. I sometimes wonder if I wouldn't enjoy being a drug lord way more than being a barista.

@MaxAgron: Exactly this.

"You won't let me protect them!"

No amount of Betty White or money could make me want to see this movie. It has Sandra Bullock in it.

So, E!Online posted a poll today on whether or not they should declare their website a "Speidi-Free" Zone. Can we please do that here? Pretty please?