No shit. I had a guy tell me I had “found the fountain of youth” when I told him I was 30, I guess he thought I looked ‘young’.

And, more often than not, I feel that it is the mediocre looking guys with this attitude.

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

They led Ahmed into a room where four other police officers waited. He said an officer he’d never seen before leaned back in his chair and remarked: “Yup. That’s who I thought it was.”

Oh for fuck’s sake it’s a HOSPITAL, not a fucking church.

She cares for you so much she can’t wait for your nation to be obliterated in the Apocalypse so she and her family can get into heaven. Aren’t you glad your fate is so important to her?

Mine too! We always hear it from strangers on vacation. I've always sort of enjoyed it

Try harder

Christine Ouzounian sounds like the human equivalent of Amazon feedback emails; you buy a three -pack of tube socks and you get sixteen follow ups on them. How was the packaging? How did you like them? how many stars would you give them? Would you write a review of them?

I’m pretty sure David Bowie could impregnate a woman with just the force of his piercing gaze from a dozen paces.

You know who popularized red plaid? Marc Jacobs, that’s who. You know who popularized Marc Jacobs...?

It’s Buckingham-bucks, right?

I hate fucking idiots. Why are there so many. Goddamn.

God, this makes me sad for a whole number of reasons. Mostly the insistence of somehow equating scientific, accurate terms with sex or or sexiness sexuality.

I traveled in Turkey for a while. Population is nominally 99% Muslim. Alcohol is readily available in restaurants and stores. Meaning I was regularly served and sold booze by Muslim waiters and store clerks, without issue. Now, I’m sure there are people devout enough that they wouldn’t take a job in a restaurant…

No she seems fun & kind

Two years ago, Stanley converted to Islam

“...and THAT’S why you should never be a racist, xenophobic, classist asshole.”

I’m a feminist who is constantly talking about the patriarchy and sexist ideas of acceptable femininity. . . but this would piss me right off.

He wanted his hairline pulled down or something, because it was receding. The botched docs didn't do it.