In every recitation I’ve read, Walken had nothing to do with it. He was shooting a movie with Wood and was on the Wagner’s yacht that evening, but was already in his own cabin asleep when the Wagners began fighting and Robert Wagner may or may not have killed his wife.

IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS SELF INDULGENT EDM SHIT

but why bring rushmore into this

I cannot believe how sympathetic Megyn Kelly is right now. She is a feminist when it suits her (she only supported maternity leave when she got pregnant and her views on income inequality haven’t been great), and she reps for FOX News.

Lol. I find cat hair in my food. And I don’t (just) mean at home, sadly, but at restaurants, too. :/ Unless they’ve got a cat chef, it’s definitely me.

Excuse me Madam, but I am a very important, monocled businessman and your revelry is disturbing me while I’m reading important business reports!

but sex-selective abortion is a very real problem.

One the other other hand, this may not be the ideal place to spew your thinly veiled anti-choice fuckery.

Not to make light of the subject, because I didn’t know this happened. I really thought the manslaughter charge was a reference to how her outfits have been SLAYING people left and right. I feel really dumb about that, and I’m really and truly sorry that thought entered my mind. I know I could’ve kept it to myself,…

i always thought men were so restrained when it came to giving their opinions. thank god for steve harvey—finally some male centered media!

Um, fuck that, I have seen dudes on social media do every single one of those things, some times more often than women.

Say whatever you want, but the individual who takes the time out of their day to call a total stranger out for doing something like posting in blog comments section too much is still multiple ladder rungs lower than the person to whom they think they are serving a dose of reality. Bye. #shedoesntevengohere.

I have no dog in this fight yet I am horribly offended by this person calling you out like you owe it to the world to be on the forefront of every single social justice movement and also have zero right to contribute snark and humor to an internet blog. Like, irrationally angry right now. What a fucking asshole. Ugh.

How sad is YOUR life that you are so privileged that you can spend a bunch of time monitoring one Gawker commenter’s posts??

While, alternately, your post history is mind-boggling-douchebagery. How sad is your life that you feel the need to make such dick-bag comments all the time?

You are pro choice and I am the fucking Queen of England.

“They were growing up to be monsters.”

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

Sweet Jesus