vauxhallmarie
vauxhallmarie
vauxhallmarie

Of course they can comment. And Teigen is free to retort that their comments are fucking ridiculous. The only reason you can’t tell the difference between her wanting everyone to say nothing and her giving her opinion right back to them is that you ARE one of those people.

It's just gay rumors. All blind gossip is gay rumors propogated by assholes who don't understand human sexuality.

Yet Lee Ranaldo and Steve Shelley are perfectly likable human beings, somehow.

I remember these people put flouncy, summer curtains in a colonial house sitting room in New England and they LOVED builder’s beige. It was gross. The old owners were historic preservationists and they were apoplectic.

Well, yeah. Probably. Would anyone be surprised if David Miscavige had his teeth replaced with sharp titanium spikes? He can’t reach the throat, but he’ll make do.

Hey, anyone remember how an identical “Christians were targeted” story about Columbine turned out to be be complete and utter bullshit? Anyone?

THANK YOU. I am amazed by how many people take blind gossip seriously. It’s tailor-made (Taylor-made??) for confirmation bias.

My podcast is dedicated to my irrational hatred of people who pronounce it “Neander-TALL.” I don’t give a shit if it’s “correct,” ok?

“If you go to one of these centers, young women are provided with very few options. In many places, they’re not told anything about, for example, adoption services that might be available to them.”

Yeah, there are worse things than having a husband with nice bone structure and a smallish nose.

I don’t hate him either. My husband kind of looks like him and I like that dude just fine. Maybe that’s why?

It’s different because....it’s different. If they’re consistently working, they have to adjust their look to the current role. They aren’t “ordinary” in that they can’t change their look on a personal whim like most people can. This was no different. The beard is for a role.

It’s weird how people don’t get that literally every “new look” an actor has is for a role.

As soon as I heard about this I thought, “I bet she’s a recent convert.”

“There are myriad reasons to have an abortion and a mother should never have to explain them to anyone. I should hope that the gender and race of the child are not among those reasons.”

I just decided what I want to do with the rest of my life. I’m going to go out of my way to never, ever donate to charity and then post about it on Gawker sites nonstop. All of my charity donation money is going in a “Indulgent Bourgeoisie European Vacation” jar.

John Oliver had the best of all time. “A clown made of mummified foreskin and cotton candy.”

They weren’t, in fact, told that the tissue was going to br sold...because it wasn’t going to be fucking sold.

And Richard Ricci, the handyman for Elizabeth Smart’s family who was hounded to his death.

I feel like this might very well be the thing that finally convinces Scott Disick to get himself together.