Don't listen to the Scott haters, he's actually hilarious. He's always been the best reason to watch that show.

It sure is nice that Phylicia Rashad went out on a limb to defend this nasty motherfucker. She was incredibly indignant about it, too. Good call, lady.

She won’t be properly dealt with until shes dressed down by Oprah.

Right? Uttering “Jesus” at how hot he is feels a little too on the nose.

Which is probably why he generally looks like this.

Oh, me too. Even Snoop’s idiocy can’t touch the sheer repulsiveness of the hot takes in a long thread filled with snooty, insufferable intellectuals I was treated to yesterday. Caitlyn is a capitalist pawn and barely human, apparently.

Yup. Love me some semicolons too.

Snarky boilerplate contrarianism is the Perpetual Juice Cleanse.

We are also supportive of Twin Peaks charter school.

Elizabeth herself has said as much. But I guess the details will never be prurient enough to satisfy some people.

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Precisely what aspect of her kidnapping are you “second guessing?” She didn’t go into enough gory detail about her psychological state during her captivity for you? You didn’t come away feeling you’d rubbernecked enough into the most uncomfortable aspects of being kidnapped into sexual slavery as a preteen?

Alternately, if your mom is sort of an asshole, quietly tolerates her while occasionally dropping in dry-humored bon mots, then giving you a discreet knowing smirk.

OMG Selma Blair is going to have so much fun playing Kris Jenner’s Krazy Kampy OJ Kase Adventure.

He was a fantastic Brutus on HBO’s Rome. And a sympathetic one at that — no easy feat.

My dad is a now-retired cop who did some consulting on the set of Serial Mom. He said John Waters was one of the nicest people ever. He still talks about it.

Courtney Love only owes her psychiatrist $48K?

Well, I’m bawling. This is the sort of thing that just slays me — the unstoppable march of time. Thinking about how the elderly were once so young. It’s just so profound to me. I’m glad there are historians and others like this jazz nerd guy to make sure that our grandparents and great-grandparents’ generations aren’t…

Yeah, I think you should probably re-read the circumstances of this dickfuck’s brother’s death. In which he ran him over with a car so that he could avoid inevitable capture while cowering in a boat for another few hours.

Yes, humans need to be responsible. And part of that is truly taking responsibility for the vast destruction humans wreak on the environment, instead of scapegoating feral cats (who essentially ARE wild animals) because of (actually quite dubious) “invasive species” orthodoxy. I always get a kick out of the notion…