Awesome tip! I'll try it on my Mac at home. For some reason I really like white on black for my smaller phone screen, but hate it on the computer.

When the "stripper/crack whore" in your story is a better troll than you are, you are a bad troll who should feel bad.

Thanks! I can see the bottle in my mind. I've probably seen it a million times at Sephora.

What's the shampoo? I'm not really thinning, but I shed like crazy.

This is a great nail blog by an actual scientist. She doesn't post very frequently anymore as she's, you know, busy being a scientist, but the archives are an absolute treasure. This lady knows everything about nail care. I've linked directly to her formaldehyde tag, where she gets into why formaldehyde nail…

Yeah, my nails are thin, soft, peeling and dry as hell. Formaldehyde is great for the first three, but not so great for dryness so if my nails have gotten really bad with a lack of constant maintenance (I have to be constantly on top of it, ugh), I use the formaldehyde stuff for a couple weeks while still oiling the…

She was one of my favorite supporting characters on Big Love.

These two have been near the top of my "Unsung Cutest Hollywood Couples" list for a while. The list exists only in my brain, but it's there.

I hate that too, but there is literally no way that Seth Rogen does this.

I for one find it inspiring how open-minded you are.

Tommy Wiseau really ought to be old hat by now, but every time I see him, the unsettled, confused feeling comes rushing right back. I am destined to forever suffer from a vague feeling of dread and ennui unless I can one day answer the question, "What is Tommy Wiseau's deal, exactly?"

Between the persistence of Scott/Kendall fanfic and that incredibly weird story about Portia deRossi littering with lollipop sticks, this is one of the most random weeks for the tabloids in quite a while.

I will now post the 27th explanation on this thread that I meant the South Park clip I posted was from 1998, not the word "hella."

I developed a real affinity for the word because of Cartman.

How much money does this dude really have, though? I'm curious. His legal expenses have got to be astronomical, and I imagine he's cussed out or threatened his financial advisor a time or two when he told him something he didn't want to hear, as well. If he even has one. He seems like the kind of guy who drops…

Hella lame.

Yeah, she is really young for the role, though I suspect she can pull it off. Hollywood going for a younger actress is depressingly...expected, but at least it's a real actress and not some starlet who perhaps looks more like Addario. Hopefully there won't be too many dumb shots of her hair blowing in the wind and…

I meant the South Park clip that was from 1998 (as I've pointed out repeatedly because I'm hella frustrated by how badly I phrased that), though I have no doubt that use of that word in 90s California was off the charts.

I thought you were in the black for a long time after the Great Purge of 2014. Guess not. But I mean, why wouldn't you be in the black? You're a hella awesome commenter.

Yeah, I meant the South Park clip was from 1998, which was my senior year of high school, not the word. This is what I get for firing off a comment too quickly on my phone.