Oh, I know. I just hate coming back to a bunch of notifications that reveal I phrased something badly in a hurry, leading to multiple misunderstandings, because Kinja mobile is such a bitch. I declare momentary insanity — it's one of my biggest inane frustrations.

I meant the South Park clip, not the word.

I MEANT THE SOUTH PARK CLIP! Geez...

I meant the South Park clip I posted, not the word itself. it would be pretty weird if I traced it to precisely 1998.

Hella is actually hella old. From 1998. When you were (probably) a kindergartner. *Insert hella old joke*

Lynsey Addario is an Italian American from New England. That's not exactly an insurmountable stretch for an Oscar-winning actress.

I would live with the Sister Wives people for a year before I'd spend half an hour with the Duggars.

The casserole thing was flabbergasting. I mean, really? They might as well have just said "fuck off and die." Nice.

And the comments on that NPR series were hyper-critical too! "They should have known better, they're exaggerating, they should stop whining, why should the hospital take responsibility for nurses who don't know how to lift 350 pounds properly under insane time pressure," and on and on ad nauseam.

"Andrew Breitbart Defender of the First Amendment Award"

I disagree with all of this except for the awesome Catherine DeMedici stuff. LOL. She definitely needs a spinoff. She was Anne of Green Gables, FFS. And I love Kenna and Bash. Totally shipping them hard.

I love Reign but it's so angsty that I get really anxious watching it. I fucking despise that Lord Conde. I am going to be so pissed if his brother succeeds in ruining Kenna and Bash, because the show is doing a great job of blowing up all my ships. And they keep teasing the Lola/Narcisse pairing I crave, then…

Actually, at this point, the CW seems to have more good shows than bad. I'm a longtime Vampire Diaries viewer, but Reign and The Originals are my favorite. And everyone seems to love Jane the Virgin, which I plan to binge at some point.

He just keeps getting better. Oscars 2015 is the best one yet.

I heard that. I'm still coasting on seeing him on the Oscars red carpet.

The more he can prove that he hates the federal government, hates President Obama, hates compassion, hates practical solutions, hates minorities, hates the poor, and hates women, the more they'll adore him.

Not even a little bit.

I'd venture that violating the Clery Act is precisely why he did it. With each federal violation like that, he increases his folk hero status in hard right circles. It's a cynical ploy. He is the lowest of the low.

I'm fine with it. He's being himself. When he dresses up, which is usually for red carpet events only, he really does it right. That sustains me.

I think they're dabblers. Part of their whole new-agey thing. Not die-hards.