I love that man.

Yeah, thanks for saying this. This wasn't one of her Greatest Hits, but her benefit of the doubt evaporated long ago.

I almost feel silly to admit just how badly this upset me to read. Fuck depression. As bad as mine got at one point, complete with suicidal ideation, I still cannot imagine the hellhole of despair it takes to go through with it.

I haven't seen Clouds of Sils Maria yet, but I think it's preposterous that Rob wasn't nominated for The Rover. The Oscars are stupid. If they get something right, it's by accident.

Yeah, imagine being compared to the "perfect" princess who endures constant nastiness, endless concern trolling, extreme close-ups of crows feet and greying roots on the back of her head plastered across the front page of tabloids, and oddly derisive accusations that she "never speaks."

Maybe it was done with Kim's approval, maybe it wasn't. In any case, she's been a hell of a lot smarter throughout this than Amber Rose has. If Amber had stuck to #dontpanic and "we once loved each other" instead of the long string of tweet diarrhea in which she drug Kim and her sex tape into it first, she'd be…

You don't understand it correctly. Amber brought Kim into it way before Kanye said a word.

Jonathan Cheban is a complete tool, but I wouldn't doubt if he took that one upon himself, tool that he is. In any case, Kim has still managed not to make a complete ass of herself in public.

No, I get what you're saying. Khloe should have just let it slide to begin with, because they're all digging themselves a hole by pretending like the Kylie/Tyga thing isn't weird and gross, even if Amber's intentions weren't pure in bringing it up. But since this shitshow is happening and apparently no one can stop…

And then she'd follow that up with another lame crack about Kim being a whore.

Amber Rose won't shut up about what a whore Kim Kardashian is because she has beef with Kim's sister. Kim says nothing. Kanye finally stoops and responds with an admittedly non-creative "who is the real whore here?" comment. Amber responds by calling Kim a whore again. This is deemed a perfect "knockout" response.

Trying to make Team Amber happen just makes it so, so much more embarrassing. Now I want to take 30 showers.

"Boom," indeed. Spot on.

Yeah, it just makes people feel better about themselves to hate on the Kardashians. I see people saying the most hateful shit about them on the reg, and aside from Kris Jenner's thirsty stage-mother excess, almost all of it falls flat and makes the person criticizing them look petty and lacking in perspective.

It didn't take long for Amber to reveal that her true motive in all this was bitterness over Kanye and Kim, that's for sure. The whole "poor Kylie Jenner" thing was disingenuous as hell. That's what Khloe was picking up on. Despite their sexy baby voices, the Kardashian women are not idiots.

Yeah. Before this, I thought Amber Rose was cool and liberated. Now she's revealed herself to be an aggressive slut-shamer and a hypocrite. But she got under some people's skin, so she's winning. I'm not buying it.

The way I feel about it is this...if "winning" is getting under a lot of people's skin, then I guess Amber Rose is winning. But she also looks like a huge asshole because she couldn't just accept that Khloe was annoyed on behalf of her little sister, which is understandable, even if bringing it up on Twitter was a…

What is going on in that photo? Is he...melting? This is what happens when you over-loofah, kids. After all, O'Reilly almost died when he was attacked by loofah-wielding socialist thugs in the Falklands.

"I think it's ridiculous. I agree with you on the charter school push, I wish there was a push where parents could have more choice."

The one that was pulled directly from the plot of the latest season of Downton Abbey seems like a good contender. The rest of them seem pretty plausible to me, though.