Yeah (and to be clear, I was being sarcastic). There's always going to be Paris purists who turn their nose up at NYFW, but come on. They don't let just anyone in. It's exclusive and "real" fashion people have decreed it so. Besides, Kanye shows in Paris, too. Saying no one in fashion takes him seriously is…

New York Fashion Week, that notorious showcase for designers no one in fashion takes seriously.

Hmmm.

It will probably happen someday. One day my curiosity will get the better of me and I won't be able to stop, on principle, at the very least.

Yeah. I kind of love him.

I'm terrified to read it because it's just SO polarizing. I mean, my favorite book is probably Blood Meridian, so I'm not against so-called "difficult" novels, but from what I gather Infinite Jest is difficult in a very different way. I have a thing where I refuse to not finish a novel, and I get really annoyed with…

I remember reading an article where Chastain said that Nolan actually helped her negotiate a certain limited amount of press for A Most Violent Year — I don't think these bans generally come from the directors themselves.

I think you're spot on here. Also, why the hell are you in the grey?

He also got a fantastic performance out of Zac Efron in The Paperboy. I actually think that Efron is slightly underrated and has a lot of potential, but that was easily his best role by far.

Perfect.

Pattinson was perfectly devastating in The Rover, for which he got lots of positive press, got good reviews for his role in Maps to the Stars, and is getting a lot of buzz for Life and Werner Herzog's Queen of the Desert. Dude will be just fine.

This week's tabloids seem even more full of shit/misogynist fanfiction than usual.

Paula's Choice products are an absolute goldmine. I've never found another product line that even comes close, and the products are relatively affordable, too. You will not be disappointed in the BHA exfoliants. I use the 2 percent BHA liquid.

Dumb and nice, yes. Dumb misogynists who refer to women as "swamp donkeys?" No. Not ever. He should never, ever get laid again.

One day James will bring Shia LaBeouf with him. He will stand back sadly while James taunts them. Filled with pathos and empathy, he will slip them the key to their cell, but not before turning back and giving them one last lingering puppy-dog look.

Not really. I think anyone who can get under Vladimir Putin's skin so casually easily qualifies.

I never tire of seeing this. I know her intransigence on austerity is ruinous for Europe and all that, but I just find Angela Merkel so delightful and real.

Right?

You won't be disappointed.