This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Woah, that’s not a normal day. Most people don’t have breakfast.

Someone call the Winchesters

I predict, that if this linocut gets sliced up, because of the particular image on it, being demonic of sorts, each recipient will be cursed. And the curse will only come undone once someone gathers all the pieces together again. But they won’t for decades, and the curse will claim many lives. And then we’ll watch a…

Astronauts on the ISS, feel free to prank call me anytime.

reading this article, my main thought was *i have truly found my people on this site*

Nearly every episode had a situation that just rips your heart out, and you’re glad.

I don’t think I’ve cried so much at a film since Bambi. But I wouldn’t miss a minute of it. Nearly every episode had a situation that just rips your heart out, and you’re glad.

Do you enjoy 80s vampire flicks like the Hunger and Lost Boys? 90s serial killer movies? It’s hitting just the right horror spots for me, but it clearly isn’t everyone’s taste.

This has been a weird season. It was very slow to start, and what appears to have been the main plot thread kind of sucked (and continues to suck).

#notallmen grow hair on their chests. Although we typically have some hair around our navels.

Amen! I’d also say how about decent t-shirts, something close to ok Jeans and an occasional dressy outfit that isn’t either a) super tacky, or b) designed for my mom...

See also, why I don’t go there...

Amen. And no fucking cheap jersey, nor bold, horizontal-striped tops.

#nofuckingpolyester

They’re just making shit up to fuck with us, aren’t they.

Puffins! They’re so cute!

Reading this felt like I’d just been handed the instruction manual to a device I’d never heard of, badly translated through six languages before landing on English.

I prefer puffin season.

... somehow I made it until today without having ever heard of this.

I’m not totally sure what’s going on here, but I feel like it probably involves WAY too much drama for my taste.