This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Woah, that’s not a normal day. Most people don’t have breakfast.

reading this article, my main thought was *i have truly found my people on this site*

Amen! I’d also say how about decent t-shirts, something close to ok Jeans and an occasional dressy outfit that isn’t either a) super tacky, or b) designed for my mom...

See also, why I don’t go there...

Amen. And no fucking cheap jersey, nor bold, horizontal-striped tops.

#nofuckingpolyester

They’re just making shit up to fuck with us, aren’t they.

Puffins! They’re so cute!

Reading this felt like I’d just been handed the instruction manual to a device I’d never heard of, badly translated through six languages before landing on English.

I prefer puffin season.

... somehow I made it until today without having ever heard of this.

I’m not totally sure what’s going on here, but I feel like it probably involves WAY too much drama for my taste.

I hate to break it to you, nothing prepares you to care for an ill spouse. It’s pretty fucking hard.

What about just don’t get married?

It honestly makes me the angriest at the racist and xenophobic assholes who think the unwashed and malevolent masses are trying to take “their” country away. Fuckers, if you want to know what it feels like to have a bunch of violent religious zealots overthrow your country and fundamentally change your way of life,…

literally every time I get a haircut I think it’s horrendous until I get that cape off and go into better lighting. it’s like my makeup disappears. I don’t think I’ve ever liked a cut or color while still in the studio.

I don’t mind a bit of chit chat.

Actually, it’s especially terrible for the people who work there, women who rely on PP for medical care of any kind, the people of Colorado who had this nut job running around. But how exactly is it terrible for those in the “pro-life” movement?

“And in the case of Planned Parenthood, they have now been exposed for being involved in the trafficking of fetal human tissue for profit.”