And for the love of all that’s holy, no more dresses in horrible loud prints! Also, as a side note for summer, my thighs are not the same size as my waist. Seriously. I don’t need 2 feet of extra fabric around my legs.
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I’ve been on and off of Xanax (mostly on, as of late), as well as various antidepressants (currently Celexa) for the better part of 25 years. My current dose is 1 mg 3 x day. You’d think that would leave me pretty much out of it, but it barely scratches the surface for me. I don’t want to increase the dose any…
Maybe I’m getting her jokes wrong, but imho it seems like she’s not being self-deprecating. She seems more like she’s saying, “This is me. If you don’t like it, fuck off.” I think she’s just accepting the fact that not all women can be supermodels, and she’s owning it, and I think her “chronically single” status is by…
Why don’t they just have a script written up for a procedural cop show? TheydThey’d solve it in less than an hour.
I did that with Cap’n Crunch. A giant bowl of crunchberries was totally worth it.
I do the same thing. Like the marshmallows are the dessert after the cardboard-textured oat-based cereal. Fake marshmallows soaked in milk FTW!
I used to have gloriously delicate and shapely ankles until I broke one of them 10 1/2 years ago. After 4 hours of surgery to repair it with metal plates and screws, it now resembles Boris Karloff’s Frankenstein’s Monster. I now affectionately refer to it as “FrankenAnkle.”
You assumed correctly: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/woman-m…
I don’t know where you are, but here in the US, it’s been my experience that it depends on the brand. Some glues come in little tubes, and some come in small bottles.
I do, for several reasons mentioned in the article. To fix a broken fingernail, to seal a minor cut, a temporary fix for a loose button or hemline, etc. There are lots of things a tube of super glue can take care of at least long enough to get through the rest of the day at work. I also wear contact lenses and use eye…
They are, indeed! And then they grow into small people who have minds of their own and have learned how to argue, and then teenagers who think they know it all... But they’re so sweet and cuddly when they’re tiny, and the tops of their heads smell sooo good. I miss those days (although I could have done without the…
This is why I had a tubal ligation - no matter how tempted I am, I know I won’t go and do something stupid, like out-numbering myself yet again (I already have 3, which is 1 more than I ever even intended). But, damn it, they’re so freaking cute when they’re little. That’s how they get you. ;)
Awesome gif! One of my favorite Ron Swanson moments ever. Hell, it’s one of my favorite Parks and Rec moments ever. Thank you for this!
But what about the cakes (cookies) and (non-watered-down) *good* wine? I love me some cakes and wine!
Don’t get me wrong; I think Allie’s 500DoK posts are great. However, I don’t think Amy Schumer deserves that kind of snark. She’s pretty cool, imho. =)
Maybe he’s just a genuinely nice, friendly guy who has a healthy respect and appreciation for normal, everyday people, and is interested in what our various lives are like.
Ah-ha. Thanks for the tip (and the warning re Ann Coulter and weird butt stuff *shudder*). Sometimes it’s hard to discern what’s real and what’s bullsh*t on the web. Especially after a 36 hour shift and way too much coffee. :-)
He did attend Temple and received his bachelor’s degree there, then went on to receive his master’s and doctorate degrees in Physical Education from UMass. He was on the Board of Trustees at Temple, until he was “asked to resign” in light of the 40+ allegations of sexual assault against him.
If you look at the yellow cover page, the date for the script is written as being January 21, 1992. The series finale ran on April 30, 1992. So, there’s that...