Still-Celia loves Milton’s Burled Cock
Still-Celia loves Milton’s Burled Cock
Nope, she didn’t draw it.
I’ll bring it alright.
You should absolutely read it!!! The movies are good, but the books are awesome; Harry is so fucking sassy, Ginny is actually super rad, AND THE WHOLE REASON FOR WHY VOLDEMORT DID THE FUCKING THING IS ACTUALLY EXPLAINED!!! Not that half assed shit that was half blood Prince movie.
I once read a comment on some article about Frozen when it first came out and some lady was saying how she took her children out of the theater half way through the movie because the lesbian agenda was so blatant. Her explanation was something about how Elsa did not have a romantic male interest and they were trying…
It’s odd to me that these awful people think the books are about witchcraft. They are about friendship and bravery, and standing up for what you believe in even if it means you might get hurt, and (honestly) about making sure you are best friends with someone clever who will always have your back. The kids have some…
Right?
He is way too attractive for life.
Okay, buddy. Sure they were.
Oh, honey, please what is this amateur nonsense. I am the Queen of Sleep. I am a sleep pro. You get an A for effort, but your execution is all wrong.
I lovvvvvvvve Christmas stuff too, but not until December. One Holiday at a time please. I’m not ready yet!!!
It's the 12 days of Christmas, but I'm a realist so I'll give that stupid holiday 25 days. YOU GET DECEMBER! KEEP IT. I just want November and late October back.
I love that movie so much. I ended up buying it after getting like a billion dollars’ worth of late fees from Redbox one time. Bill Nighy is a treasure.
I love that! In a nice microfiber! The kids gave me 2 pairs like that. They got Pilates socks. No, they don't take Pilates, but they do come to an indoor amusement park where the floor is filthy and shoes are not allowed in several toys, so Pilates socks are the solution.
What am I to make of this gift? (that is a mouse skull...) my sil got me this for xmas this year.
I'd pretty much take any of the gifts on this list and be happy. Give me socks, a coffee card, some Amazon money, a Yankee candle, a blank book, some spray from B&BW and a cake (a proper tea loaf, though) and I'm like a pig in shit. Throw in one of those tins of biscuits or a selection of chocolate and my Christmas is…
Here's the conversation I had with my husband last night: "wow, my family REALLY improved their knowledge of me as displayed by their gift selections. I really feel pretty understood and loved right now. Maybe they've actually started listening to me?" My husband: "you didn't notice these are all from your Amazon wish…
I just want to talk about Karl aka Rodrigo. Why even bother with the rest of this ?
How.Dare.You.