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"We have for so long imitated the West, and this is the first time that a person who has no link whatsoever to the Arab world, an American girl who does not speak Arabic, sings Arabic songs."

I cannot beleive you would end this story with a reference to Miley, even if that's for "perspective". Since my great grandfather was murdered during La Violencia, my perspective of this is plain contempt and disgust; so I'm going to give you much unsolicited advice on how to write about conflict:

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I don't know about you, but my baculum brings all the other animals to the yard.

Sharing is caring... Tom blows captain hepatitis out of the water

I respect your personal views on sexy men, and I'm sure he's very nice and charming and fun, but whenever I look at him I can only see one thing:

In response he probably acts all bored and melancholy.

Every kiss will begin with Kay if they make a necklace that IS shaped like the Lochness monster and somebody gives it to me.

Hey! You kids get off my Forest Lawn!

OMG I can't stop picturing Jesus with the best look of disgust on his face ever going "Did I fucking stutter?!!"

Come on man in dark suit with red tie, you can do better than that....great video.

AW YEAH... I used to live/work in Wayne County! I know where this is! It's in the middle of seriously-god-foresaken-awful middle of nowhere. The only way I could describe it to others was "If you drive 1.5 hours east of Raleigh and fall asleep at the wheel because you are freaking bored as shit because you're not at

DUDES. Most of the women you are acquainted with in your lives whom you find attractive are wearing some degree of makeup. Even when you think they are not. I—like Tyra Banks or Ellen Page or Adele or Megan Fox or Halle Berry—look dramatically different when I am bare-faced in comparison to when I'm wearing minimal

can you point out to him that if he hates your makeup, and you wear it anyway, then it obviously isn't about pleasing men?

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - who am I to dis a Brie?

Benedict Cumberbatch is what it would look like if one alien described humans to a blind alien, and then the blind alien made a wax figure from that description.

That is some unsettling "House of Leaves" shit right there.

Audrey. Of course she owned a flower shop.