Am I the only one equally annoyed by the "My Perfect Boyfriend" squad? He made me THIS candlelit dinner, and then brought me THAT vegan dessert, and then told me this and did that... and on and on.

I'm going to go over to this corner now and die alone. kthnxbye.

OMG DYSTOPIAN NOVEL PLZ

She has such gorgeous crows feet. You can tell she smiles a lot, which always means WAY more to me than how old someone is. I think they make women and men look more adorable, personally.

Ohhhhh that's a mouse! I just thought he had dumb hair and I was hating all the more.

Dude, that isn't slut-shaming. That is a literal transcript of her new video.

I would eat shredded bagels mixed with cream cheese out of a feedbag and not feel a drop of shame so I can get behind this.

Spot Conlon is the reason I am single. No one rules Brooklyn quite like him.

I did my own taxes this year.

I wonder if she would be horrified to know that we are discussing her "little peanut" necklace in this manner on the world wide web.

Honestly, if I was a millionaire I would buy one of each and switch them out during the day like mood rings. Oh I'm happy? Let me put on the gold tits. Feeling sort of blah? Let's get out the pink ones. Mysterious? Where's my black tits at?!

BRB, I'ma go do some leg stuff...

As an actual Nordic person (Swedish Saami-American), I am horrified by the appropriation of our culture and history as propaganda for hatred of ANYONE, let alone people of other races. These are hateful, bile-spewing, willfully uneducated rednecks who wouldn't know Song of the Volsungs if someone repeatedly smashed…

I do. All the time I think babies are ugly but I can't tell that to new parents. Mostly I just try to stay away from babies. Ugly or otherwise.

My aunt had one of those. She and my mother grew up in Berlin on the army base, and my aunt (10 years younger than my mom) was part of the Girl Scouts. I was a girl scout and I envied the shit out of her World Association pin. it looked exactly as you described.

Judge for yourselves: Is it proper for a woman to pray to God with her head uncovered? ...but that if a woman has long hair, it is her glory. For long hair is given to her as a covering.

No fair! They slimmed down Red!!!!!! NOBODY tells Janeway how much she can Janeweigh, NOBODY!!!!

Cereal is to be eaten at night, while watching reruns of Bob's Burgers. Eating that in the morning is the most pointless thing ever. Last time I tried that I was STARVING an hour later.

I'm not wearing the symbol of Christianity, I'm wearing an ancient Roman torture and execution device and it's fucking hardcore.

No, he would be modular. You could transform him into a simple clit stimulator, a g-spot vibe, a plug, a horse penis-shaped dildo, and any other idea you might have.

Annals of Stock Photography Horror #4,796: Your adorable child-in-the-ocean photo set earns you the nickname "Sea Pee Girl."