I don't know why, but Bad Dragon toys always look like something I would buy and set up in my room because they look so exciting with the tye-dye blended colors, and they look so squeezy.

I once saw a portly adult man reading this alone in a Chipotle and have been afraid of that specific Chipotle ever since.

I always get Flowers in the Attic (which I haven't read) mixed up with Flower for Algernon (which I have read). TOTALLY DIFFERENT STORIES.

Does this count? I think it's safe to say that I really do have the ceeeyuuuutest bebe evah!

I'm Welsh, and short. The first time my husband saw a Corgi, he asked me if there's something wrong with the gravity in Wales.

On Pinterest, it would be called Midwestern Pizza Bake.