I really don’t need the Rogue, nor can I afford it right now, but damn if I don’t pull up the website every day to gaze at it.

OMG GIRL let me tell you a thing.

No, I don’t work for them, but I ought to, if only for the employee discount so I could get the Prussian blue and black Rogue bag. Goddamn, that’s a pretty bag.

Don’t worry, Angelina Jolie is NOT moving to Camodia.

This happened in Beckley, WV and is verifyable if you Google hard enough.

I read like a voracious word slut. I will do anything for a character that gets under my skin, for a wordsmith that spins a tale. Fuck that - poetry is my favorite tryst.

Honestly? They’re mostly going to be pointed at the ceiling... I don’t think I can bear to ruin the beautiful soles. They’re sittin’ shoes.

We should get together and talk of many things.
Of fruit —and cream —and sugar snacks —and why coffee drinks are king.

I think people who take their coffee with skim milk are the most mentally disturbed of all. That shit tastes like despair and starvation.

SAME. Other people’s race photos look like they’re so healthy and fit and happy; mine look like I crawled out of a beet farm after some horrific ordeal.

Maybe it harkens back to some subconscious safety mechanism in their reptilian brain that spies a hot mess and says “other people have been here. Here is safe. Go here for eats.”

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Wow are you actually an undertaker? That is my secret dream job. Would love to hear more about it.

It’s it!

So, I scrolled down and saw this while the stupid song was playing, and it is AMAZING. It’s perfectly coordinated.

this is how I’m picturing your first day

Not going to lie, that was genuinely fucking creepy. I love how the woman recording the video seems both proud and bored at the same time.

Man, the original had two great songs: Everyone knows the theme song (which is great), but it also had “Savin’ the Day,” which is pretty much the perfect Summer Strut song.

I have but one question: