I'm laughing so hard at these I'm straight up wheezing. My cat thinks I'm having a severe asthma attack and is losing her shit, poor thing.

Off topic: This is pretty much the nude/natural look I've been trying to attain for my eyes for when I wear a bold lip color, but for some reason I just can't find the right shades. I'm just too distracted by how perfect that eye makeup is to really notice anything else about this video. Awesome eye makeup > nekkid…

The new logo is so stern in comparison to the original logo. Whimsy? Whimsy doesn't suddenly mean "make the viewer feel like they're being yelled at," does it?

Ugh, does anyone else dread references to "fugly homely ugly girl" online for fear of clicking the link and seeing your own picture come up? I always feel so awful for these girls whose pictures are usurped for terrible memes.

Only if it's crowd funded through Clitstarter.

Yeah, it's pretty and stylized, but the description the seller offered has ruined it for me and I can never again look upon its glory without thinking, "That's some other lady's vagina and she turned it into gold to celebrate the peanut-child that came out of it." :(

Nah, I'm more horrible than you because I think the description is stupid. Yeah, yeah, it's sweet that you call your kid a peanut, but why the hell would that make me want to buy your jewelry? I don't know your kid, I don't care about the nickname, just give me the damn vulva necklace!

According to the description on the Etsy listing, it's in honor of the latest nickname she's granted her toddler. He's her little peanut. Which means I now see this necklace as the tribute to the shell from which her little peanut burst forth.

Oh, good, so I'm not the only one with a mysterious striped WA pin. Even though I still have mine, it's a bit of a mindfuck to scour the far reaches of the interwebz and fail to find evidence that these things actually existed! I even remember when girls in our troop had to return Stateside because we'd all be sad…

No, we were Girl Scouts. No language barrier since we operated within the borders of the US Army base; I don't recall any outreach or collaboration with any German groups. Can't speak for the other US military bases in Europe, but West German bases in the 1980s were straight-up Girl Scouts. I don't know if we'd…

Somewhat off topic, but I'm losing my damn mind right now. As an Army brat who spent her Girl Scout years in West Germany (Camp Lachenwald, anyone?), I distinctly recall having a World Association pin that was different than the Stateside GS version. Because we were overseas troops, our WA pin had blue and gold…

I don't know what a $38,000 purse should look like, but I definitely didn't expect it to be such a basic design/look so much like the glut of purses shoved on the shelves at Kohl's. But I'm a peasant, so what do I know of good taste?

Yeah, this thread is really making me want to get my Siouxsie Sioux on.

Haha, tightlining is pretty fabulous and is my go to for when I don't feel like doing much else with my makeup, either. Normally I don't give a shit how other people do their makeup because it's obviously not done for me, but JG's appearance really got to me. Every time she showed up on screen, I ended up with tunnel…

So I saw The Wolverine a few days ago. What does it say about me that I'm still annoyed that the makeup artist didn't tight line Jean Grey's eyes? I don't care that she was a ghost or whatever; being dead is no excuse for shitty eyeliner.

When I was 8, I was living in a weird bubble of isolation on a military base in West Germany, so I was way out of the loop on pop culture. I thought I was the height of awesome hipness when I found a random cassette at the PX called "Garfield: Am I Cool or What?" I wore that damn thing out, 10+ years later I had an…

Happy birthday! Enjoy ALL the cake!

Whoa. I don't remember Krycek being that handsome. Nicholas Lea, I apologize for my adolescent self shunning you in favor of David Duchovny. Time to revisit that show.

Oh, it's definitely an ad, but it's also a fun excuse (for me) to look for dorky pictures of my fake best friend. And expose myself for being a massive dork myself for fantasizing about friendships with celebrities instead of hot sexy steamy fake romances, I guess.

Gerard Way and I have been bestest friends for about a decade now. The facts that Gee and I have never met or spoken, and that Gee doesn't know I exist are both completely irrelevant to our friendship.