All I'm getting from this video is that JT needs some damn Chapstick.

You know, if you hadn't specified in other comments that you're in the South, I'd swear that you're me sometimes (unless you're me from the future, and I end up down South for some reason). Once I'm done with my internship, I intend to apply to DMORT, and as an Army brat/ex-solider I've been interested in contracting…

I'm seriously jealous. I need the artist I've been pining over for way too long to text/say something like that so I can just get on with my life.

It's a great day for Canada, and indeed, for the world.

I choose to believe those birds are wearing little sweaters. I like living in the kind of world in which Mike Tyson knits sweaters for birds.

The dress shoes are what make the outfit, guys. I guess this is formal wear? I expect to see all the stylish men rocking these maxi-pad mesh delights at my friend's spring '14 wedding.

I love scars for the same reason I love lines/wrinkles/other acquired markers because they tell a story about life. I write fiction as a hobby, and a few years ago I realized my obsession with scars is so great that many of my characters have noticeable scars. I joke with friends that you can always tell who my…

I especially like how this comes on the heels of this particular Scandinavia and the World update. Now we know why Sweden's so anxious.

A reindeer chased me when I was a child visiting my grandpa's hometown. They're assholes. Yeah, sure, he looks all tiny and adorable here, but this was mere nanoseconds before he charged. Look how oblivious and delighted I am to get to chill with someone's pet reindeer. Poor young me. If only I knew what terrors…

I think this is appropriate given your situation. It did wonders for me during my last breakup with an abusive, cheating creep who kept after me for months after I'd dumped his pathetic ass.

In addition to QC, I'm addicted to Something Positive (cynical and snarky friends just trying to survive in Boston; the first comic, which is linked, sets the inappropriately hilarious tone, but as the comic evolves, Randy throws some super emotional and poignant, wonderful lessons and perspectives into the mix), Girls…

Oy. Every time I hear the phrase, "Drink water," I mentally finish it with, "Beat the heat, Drill Sergeant, beat the heat, 'cause there ain't no heat like the Carolina heat, 'cause the Carolina heat is sooooooooooooooooo HOT!" Bleargh, my stomach still churns thinking about hydration formation down at Relaxin'…

Happiness is vodka + grilled Cajun-fried potato, bacon, and fontina cheese sandwiches. Clearly, I'm an easy one to please.

I've always been kind of torn in trying to decide whether bunnies are cute or creepy. I mean, bunny tongues are kind of weird. And their hoppy legs are pretty freaky sometimes ("and what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anywaaaaaaay?"). I'm not too proud to admit that I've spent far…

Ditto, except even very small children with questionable motor skills are better than I am. Even though I can visualize exactly how to draw each line and sketch/shade each detail, my arm and hand refuse to actually comply, and disaster ensues. Then I get mad at the muscles and nerves in my hand and arm because WTF…

Have you seen this footage of him in a Habs jersey (with Sir Ian McKellan also flaunting the bleu, blanc, et rouge!)? I straight-up screamed with delight when I saw this in my news feed.

Same! I didn't see it until my mid-20s, and even then it was forced by a boyfriend who couldn't handle the fact I was the geekiest person he'd ever me bu had never seen SW. I've had a lifelong aversion to the franchise because my name is very similar to Leia's; having been born in the early '80s, people CONSTANTLY…

I would pay all kinds of money for gloves that fit me that well for work. Apparently my hands are that awkward in between size where smalls make my hands numb and mediums are too long for my fingers. Let me tell you, suturing with reservoir tipped gloves is seriously unfun.

Shameful confession: because I'm so used to seeing gifs everywhere, I stared waaaay too long at that picture, waiting for it to do it's crazy Harry Potter moving images thing. Spoiler: it never did.

The cicadas are basically around to fuck and lay eggs.