Smart move for the Patriots. Not only does it give them cap space and offensive line help, but the added draft pick should also give the Pats the flexibility to start cheating again.

This is the best answer to that question. Some of those bible girls are freaks too. I think they probably flick the bean to Jesus.

I’ve seen several people in the building where I work look at their phones while they’re at the urinal. They’re all in their 40s and work for a major software developer which shares a building with my company. They all wear short-sleeved button downs tucked into anklebiter khakis and white New Balances, and most of…

While pissing? You monster. I mean, taking a big ol dump on company time, obviously you're tweeting and instagramming or whatever. But for a piss? That's horrific.

(*reads headline*) Maybe Evans means that teams shouldn’t sign Manziel out of compassion and concern, so that he can focus all of his energy on getting the help he so desperately needs.

Right, because why would we want sports to be entertainment?

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

I just drink without partying. Ignoring the whole “maybe you’ve got a problem” crowd is the only issue.

We would fill a lot more seats of we could still buy tickets for under 10 dollars... Flash seats is awful. Been to one game and won’t do it again. After that one game I got calls twice weekly for 4 months trying to get me to sign up for season tickets. When I didn’t sign up and started ignoring calls I got a sternly…

How does someone write a letter like that without already buying a plane ticket?

So..... you’re a piece of shit? That’s what it sounds like you just said.

When to tell your partner you’ve cheated:

I’ve been on this earth for a lot longer than you and from what I’ve seen everyone would rather know. Nothing like wasting years of your life on someone who lies to you.

I’ve never cheated, but have been cheated on 2 times in my casually dating life. The first time I stuck it out, the relationship lasted another 14 months, and got toxic towards the end. The second time I ended it right then and there. Going forward, unless there’s tons of equity built up in a relationship, I will…

Ugh. After reading this I have about 5 reasons that I’m really grateful you aren’t my wife.

Note to self: Don't date Vanessa Marin.

Secret-keeping proponents counter that confessing only serves to lessen your guilt by putting the weight on your partner’s shoulders—it’s selfish in a different kind of way.

If you don’t believe in karma, then this is wonderful advice. Speaking from personal experience (and only that), I would advise to break up if you cheat right away. For whatever reason, that comes back to you somefuckinhow no matter how well you covered your tracks. I am truly convinced of this. It just isn’t worth it…

“Ultimately, you’re the only person who can decide what feels right for your relationship.”