Well timed humble brag?

That probably wouldn't be received well and would come off as a bit patronizing. Who wants an award that they didn't win? Lamar knows he technically don't have the required votes to win, so why would he want it? Perhaps it would be a nice gesture on Macklemore's part, but it's also a pretty loaded gesture in terms of…

Best pitch perfect gif!

I am so freaking confused and exasperated by this entire situation. I don't even have the energy to read another article about Lena Dunham or 'Girls' on here. I'm just going to put this here, because I'm pretty sure it applies to someone or some website, and a little Amy Poehler never hurt anybody.

Aca-YAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope Skylar Astin returns for the sequel. I know he's on a television show now, but I think he's adorable.

"Or if you really do have to be a white "classy" (read: European upper class type "classy") person to do anything there, or possibly just super rich and also of an approved social class since birth."

Yes he does! He's making a list and checking it twice!!!!

Oh god I want to scream. I think I'm going to close my office door and scream. If anyone asks I'll say I saw a spider.

what!?!?!!?!??!

Oh jeez, I had no idea she said that. Ughhhhhh. I need a drink.

They're just supposed to pull in viewers and ad $$$s. Classy would be boring and do the opposite.

I didn't watch the Grammys, so all I know of the performances is what I saw on the internet. I haven't seen anything about Pink's performance, only Beyonce's, so I honestly didn't even know Pink performed. But, to be fair, Jezebel is as close as I get to staying current on celebrity matters, and I only saw the…

At the same time, if there were no complaints, I bet that the producers (or whoever is in control) would be a bit disappointed.

aanndddd this is the exact end goal! if everyone was pleased and no one was offended it wasn't done right!

Damnit, look what happened because you said vagina. Wonder who is going to clean up that mess.

Men have natural flora too, dear. A recent study found that there are 42 unique kinds of bacteria inhabiting the skin of the penis.

Your statement led me to an additional thought and so I asked a question. That's how conversations work, someone says something that provokes a thought or question in another person. I didn't say that was what you were saying, I was merely asking your opinion on another thought.

Ohhh, this commercial is wrong on so many levels. What, does the man think there's vagina juice in Summer's Eve and that by rubbing it all over his body his skin mini vaginas are going to show up lick pimples or chicken pox? or that his penis is suddenly going to invert itself and give birth to a vagina?

Please do NOT compare yourself or your suitors to Kim Kardashian. Let's not assume that because someone proposes to Kim Kardashian he wants to spend his life with her. They are most definitely not one in the same.

No, I don't think she had to earn the right to wear pants. That isn't what I meant, but way to extrapolate a nonexistent hidden meaning."