“I’d show it to you but it’s at the dinosaur farm the aliens gave me.”

Why won’t we let this kid be great?

“I’ve never been a traditional guy.”

“I’ll name this one Krampus. He was a painful one”

I’d just be happy if we got chicken in every McNugget

• Promise us that women will raise their period blood like they would any other child.

I’m really not invested in Jessica Alba’s marriage, I just hate when people use the term “seperate bedrooms” as a euphemism for marital troubles. Seperate bedrooms are classy, damn it! It's like we live in Downton Abbey, only a lot crappier, with more pizza and netflix.

Just saying.

• Cash Warren and Jessica Alba sleep in seperate bedrooms.

Plot twist. Brad and Angie are divorcing because Angie wants Selena Gomez.

45 pounds heavier due to stupid ugly fur coats

How the hell was he supposed to diagnose anyone, with zero training? WebMD?

Neuropathy is a medical condition, not a medical specialty.

“Naturopathy” is an absurdly lucrative scam. People will pay top-dollar for nothing but assurances and some sugar pills.

Yeah, the parents must be involved, right? How is he leasing a medical office?!!! Why/how does he have fake medical staff? I’m kinda impressed by this kid’s hustle. But Doogie probably needs mental care.

lol, yes he said he got his Phd degree online

All it needs is a ghostly version of him in the top right corner, staring at the bigger him.

I wonder if that’s also about the men being far more gunners and speaking up in class to demonstrate their intelligence. Like, in my 1L class the person who ended up winning the Best Brief award during the moot court competition was a woman who just never spoke up, so we really didn’t have much of an opportunity to…

After TAing more than a dozen classes, I wish I could say I was even a little bit surprised by this. Moderately prepared male students speak up more than the highest-achieving female students, and then other students assume they must know what they’re talking about or they wouldn’t volunteer so much. Exceptions…