No, Elle King is Rob Schnieder's daughter and she is fucking awesome.

Elle King is his daughter...

I want Britney to be happy and for Avril to have never been famous for that caterwauling she calls “singing”.

I just want Britney to be happy.

Agreed. I kind of want to toss him in with the rest of my kids and be “that mom” that remind him to “make wise choices" when they go out for an evening...

I gotta say as a woman who was ashamed —terribly ashamed —of my body that looked very much like this. Now, after two kids and tons of scarring & operations, I finally understand that I had a right to be fully myself all this time. I am beginning to honor this warrior, champion body; my truest, most loyal friend.…

I wish they had put Rousey in a two-piece, and not the model chick. I mean, Rousey has ABS FOR DAYS. The model chick is just...sort of there.

“He described employees regularly gathering around computer monitors to watch footage of celebrities having sex. (Stills from these clips appeared on TMZ.)“

I mean, the Federalists did distrust the general populace enough to keep even landless white men from voting. Folks like Adams referred to democracy derisively as “mobocracy” and a “leveling spirit.” That’s why we have the electoral college, after all. But fuck trying to live our lives in the mold of elite men who…

So method...

If you owe $50,000, you have a problem.

If you owe $53,000,000, your creditors have a problem.

Vanity line or not, how did this become personal debt rather than a business that is on its way to bankruptcy? Personal debt on this scale sounds more like Nicholas Cage with the ghost mansion and the dinosaur skull.

yeah, you have to be really rich to be $53 million in debt.

Is this a dirtbag? Apart from Ashley Graham being buxom and lovely, everyone mentioned seems kinda terrible.

Ellen is interwoven for me with my own coming out. My parents were both fans of her sitcom, and had been watching up to that point, and I knew it. I, fourteen, read in the newspaper about how she was a lesbian, and was coming out on her show, and how big a deal this was.

Yes. But be careful if you’ve been eating horseradish!

So much. But maybe more a shrug than a cardigan.

Honestly, it’s fine to want to get work in academia: it’s in the minority of jobs that can be fulfilling and really well-paying if you manage to get in somewhere good. Just consider other options and be honest with yourself about your chances.

Sometimes your hard work won’t necessarily be reflected in your publication…

5 Year Engagement (or something like that). It’s the longest movie ever, peppered by believable personal stress pinpricks.