Those 2 are smokin hot together. A 3 some with them would leave me DEAD.

I feel the same way. Why?

Frankly, it would be better to just go to Arles and find a guest house there.

Ten bucks a night to stay in the Millennium Park area in Chicago? They usually charge an arm & leg, so an ear is peanuts in comparison.

Justin and Gaga’s picture looks like it reeks of stale cigarettes and rotten dreams. Gaga looks drugged out. I think that’s the “look” she was going for.

Are you saying that online forums cannot be valuable tools or resources for helpful information? Why are you so angry at this guy (or people like him)?

Oh my god my heart rate has been erratic on my fit bit recently too. But I’m pretty sure it’s an adderal combined with too much coffee baby. Follow me at @AdderalCaffeineFitBitBaby

One year my sister called me up and said, “Why don’t you come up for Halloween? The kids want you to pick out their costumes. They seem to…like?…your clothing choices.” The boy was about five and the girl was about three. I misunderstood this, the kids wanted me to go to some boring Kids R Us place and advise them on…

Any woman is “too good” for a man who has no respect for women.

You just miss the perfect title and the obvious pun for the album;

I love the description of the toilet paper includes “Tender virgin new-growth fibers”. Cause god forbid some used, slutty, old fibers touch my asshole.

If it were $275 worth of Costco sized packages of Charmin, then I would be excited.

So you think Obama wasn't born in Hawaii?

A Canadian, a Cuban and a white supremacist walk into a bar. The bartender said “what will you have Mr Cruz?”

Hey Ted, what brings you here?

My husband and I watched the screener of “Brooklyn” and we’re like okay...something crazy is going to happen now....someone is about to get murdered. Nope? Oh hes definitely about to become abusive...nope. Oh man don’t walk home alone!! Oh nope, she’s fine. At about an hour and a half we were like, Wait is this just a…

I'm guessing being married to Sean Penn for so long was good prep for this.

I am not in any way, shape, or form a fashion/clothes-oriented type of girl. Never have been, never thought I would be; just never cared all that much.

I make a point to photobomb as many people as possible who do that. What, you don't like me making obscene gestures behind you while trying to prove to everyone on Instagram that you saw Venus de Milo? Toooooo baaaaad.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.