This happened to me around 23 or 24— three drinks meant that I would throw up at least five times the next day. I was like "WHY OH WHY CAN'T I DRINK ANYMORE" WHaaaawhaaaa. My boyfriend was like: well, alcohol is toxic. You can't complain about not being able to process it well anymore, no one is meant to process it…

This lady's guns are no match for Michelle's guns.

"WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH KRIS JENNER?" asks Kris Jenner. And no one else.

are people showing SIDE CROTCH now?

Bruce is MOST DEFINITELY the better parent. When I started watching the show, I dismissed him as a dim bulb. But he's shown himself to be a decent human being time and again, and self-aware enough to know that moving himself out of Kris Jenner's Dragon Lair (TM) was the healthiest thing he could have done for himself…

I have asked young people (aka the Grindr set) this very question. It can mean anything from a long kissing session to intercourse. It is intentionally vague, as to cover a range of sexual contact that being explicit about would come off as TMI (ie, it seems more polite to say "we hooked up" than "we finger banged…

Amen. Applauding this action does not mean applauding all actions of the president. Leaders and their political parties are all collections of seemingly inconsistent stances. Thats what we get when we got a two party system of a first world power, y'all, it doesn't matter how peace-loving you are (Jimmy Carter and…

They are the slightly more ethnic Brad and Angelina.

My first celebrity crush was Pierce Brosnan, and my husbands first crush was Denise Richards. So we've joked about dressing up as "The World is Not Enough" James Bond + Dr. Christmas Jones for Halloween (or whenever) to fulfill all of our middle/early high school longings in a now age-appropriate manner.

yeeeaaaahs. Jessica Simpson always seems totally loveable. I enjoyed the couple of episodes of "The Price of Beauty" I saw. She seems really earnest; I chalk the dumb blonde stuff up to her being really sheltered as a child/teen star.

AGREE! I used to try so hard to pull off the man's undershirt crew neck look, but I am also tall, DD, and have very broad shoulders. And no hips. So I would look awful in this dress.

Agreed. Those expressions are pretty happy-go-lucky rather than shady-got-fucky

Its a very good point about failure rates. And good points and preferences all. I had the luxury of being with someone throughout most of my condom usage where, if failure happened and baby came, neither of us would have freaked out. Me five years ago w/o SO, though? Perhaps an IUD + condom would have been the way to…

to each their own!

condoms? No worries on hormonal sex drive front, except . . .yours?

I'm going to be that lone voice in the wilderness and give an old-school shout out to CONDOMS y'all. Want to avoid something that fucks with your hormones? Condoms. Want to avoid expensive products? Condoms. Want to avoid going to the doctor? Condoms. Want to know immediately if a product didn't work and you need plan…

If this article would be on any other site, Jezebel would link to it in a shaming manner about the writer who wanted to negatively stereotype women. We're all somebody else's basic bitch. This is pretty disgusting.

Ryan Seacrest is responsible for the Kardashians. That secret is out.

My husband is an INTP scientist! I find those people attractive and impressive all by themselves without the MENSA credentials. (I'm whatever the opposite of INTP is . . .opposites attract!)

Journalists drop what publications they work for, academics flash their articles and books, business people drop their quarterly reports, teachers talk about lives changed, coaches talk about games won . . .I'm really really confused about WHO THE HELL belongs to Mensa to impress people?