As someone who has had plastic surgery, I find everything she said to be 100% true. Cosmetic surgery is an emotional journey. Teens should wait until their faces are fully formed and until they have a better sense of self and what they want. It’s foolish to deny having had cosmetic surgery, and making changes is not…

Every time I scroll down to a Kat Dennings tweet, that teeny avatar (coupled with my shit vision) reminds me of Marlene Deitrich in “Morocco”:

First off Mindy here is what I think of whatever inane ball related Brady joke you think you were clever enough to think off first that already a hundred others have made.

Enjoy watching a film made in Quebec; then you’ll love the French from France (sorry Quebeckers)

HBO, from what I’ve read, is notorious for keeping shows in development for years anyway, so some of this is par for the course, even before the additional complications of the racial dynamics.

Bjorn Disway.

I had a little time a few months ago, at one point when this goon was second-tier news about something, but you guys never wrote it up, so all these Photoshops just had to wait. So indulge me.

This lawsuit is a slam dunk. If there’s any media outlet that refuses to host the opinions of white Christian men, it’s Fox.

You clearly don’t understand that when you vote for a democrat(and especially a democratic socialist!) you’re voting for both Communism(because socialism and communism are EXACTLY the same, nuance is for pussies!) and Fascism at the same time. If Bernie Sanders wins, we’ve unleashed the powers of Hitler, Stalin, Pol…

You may take my glitter gel, you may rob me of my Gigapet or my Nano baby, my Orbitz which I was never sure if it was water or soda. You can strip me of my copy of Titanic on two VHS tapes. You can cancel Are You Afraid of the Dark and My So Called Life but my will take my flannel shirts from my cold dead hands!

ok but you guys aren’t seeing the big picture here. Think about what happened the last time Gwen Stefani went through a major breakup: the best breakup album of the 90s, and easily one of the top ten breakup albums ever made. And that was just her shitty bassist boyfriend, not her HUSBAND of MANY YEARS.

the 90s were awesome

For me, the 90’s really died that August evening in 2015.

may or may not have walked down the aisle at my wedding to a friend playing "Glycerine" on guitar.

A bit biased because I’m an Indians fan but to me the Royals are the American League Cardinals. Last week an Indians pitcher drilled Dyson, and the royals actually didn’t respond which left me baffled.....until the next day where Guthrie went out and drilled an Indians player 3 times and the ump ejected nobody but…

The Jays are one game back of the wild card.

Astro fan here.

Has a team ever gone from being a bunch of nobodies that nobody cares about to entitled assholes that act like they’re better than everyone else this quickly? Seriously, I’d prefer a team full of A-rod’s representing the AL in the World Series than these KC jackasses.

A brutal ump show. Why issue a warning if you arent going to punish that same team for continually buzzing and hitting guys? No accountability in this league.