So yesterday, Jian got dumped by his crisis management firm (Navigator) — after being a client for barely a week — plus his P.R. firm of 15 years (Rock-It-Promotions) and I thought: Mr. Ghomeshi, you are well-and-truly fecked. But I guess I was wrong in terms of how low things could possibly sink because being…

Think about how exhausting it must be to be Amanda Palmer, to be so consistently annoying and incorrect. Oh, we all have our awful foibles: some of us have cruel senses of humor, are shitty drivers, are mean drunks. But to be so across-the-board egregious, to carve a statue of yourself atop Mt. Wrong and know that it…

No her telling women to stop with the insults and "violent language" when they are discussing their reactions to sexual assault is tone-policing. Implying that Amanda Palmer is an asshole for silencing people is not.

She may or may not have been a shitty parent, but you can be the best parent in the world and still have a screwed up kid, because culture, community, and possibly genetics play a part in who someone becomes. She also seems to have raised Anna to be strong enough to call June on her crap.

she was given a tv show, literally for being the disgustingly self involved mother of a tiny train wreck. that vote of approval for her personality and lifestyle contributes directly to the same delusion that allows her to say "i put my kids first" while dating someone who raped one of her kids.

Write "book" on your face, and then laugh a meta-laugh when everyone asks you, "what's bookface?"

Personal best last-minute costume:Lucille Bluth.

Only make it when plums are in season—early summer! The plums in the markets right now aren't very tasty.

I loved book fairs because of Goosebumps. I think I have every single goosebumps edition that came out. (Through Junior High, obv)

Get stuffed.

It's coming up at 9:30. Had a scheduling glitch!

Huh. I'm surprised and not at the same time, if that makes sense. Even though I support assisted suicide, I'd be TERRIFIED to end my own life, no matter how much pain I was in. 'If I could just make it another month, maybe there'd be some medical breakthrough', would always be in the back of my mind.

I'm pretty sure the plural of "squid" is "squee."

"because all the Kardashians are experts at faking something"

I want to believe that it's makeup, but if she was just drawing her lips on wouldn't there be less space between her lip and nose? Look at the photographic evidence:

Me for the rest of the weekend. "You Finally Found Out"...FUCK NOPE.

Suffocating is the perfect word to describe it. I've also felt like I was once drowning in mans wake.

It is one of the best shows ever made. Great college memories of getting stoned in my roommate's room with a bunch of friends and watching TPB. I quote that show not infrequently to this day.

Preach, sister.

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