I've been there. This was beautifully written and I hope you have found peace like I have! <3

Dudes, they are all just jilted ex-lovers. Lots and lots of jilted ex-lovers. Because that is TOTALLY normal. Stay out of Jian's bedroom!

I can relate to Jennifer so much here. When I was 21-22, I dated a guy who was never physically abusive, but he was so critical of everything I did, whether it was the books I read (anything that wasn't Gladwell, Klosterman, or recommended by Vice was beneath him), the clothes I wore (they were too boring or too…

I have been itching to make arroz con pollo for 3 months and have not yet bought the ingredients.

I would go to that convention. My Hello Kitty waffle maker is the best waffle maker I've ever had. Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside waffles. Just like HK would be if you cooked her properly.

Views like what? You disagree that many boys are taught, both at home and in society, that violence is an acceptable (romantic even) way to deal with one's problems?

Gamers: "We want games to be considered Art!"

Nobody gives a shit in the real world.

Slacker option: Cut plums into quarters, saute in a skillet with butter and honey. Put on top of ice cream (or pancakes!) and sprinkle with granola. It's easy enough that you won't feel imprisoned by your kitchen but delicious enough that you will impress yourself.

my husband is traveling for work and I spent three hundred dollars buying all this stuff. Tonight we had cinnamon toast crunch. Because nope. Oh nope. Next year I'm buying a case of individual cereals and the rest is take out.

I have done this many a time. I'll write down the list of ingredients I need and once I've gone down the third or fourth aisle, I say: "fuck it." To the Trader Joe's frozen section I go!

CHILD TRUMPET PRACTICE. Oh god, I know the pain whereof you speak. I once lived in between an aspiring gradeschool trombonist AND a clarinetist. It made me want to stand outside their windows with an airhorn. "SEE? SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE?"

Re: Heather Graham's Panties.

I had a bag of muffin mix that my mom sent me like two years ago (my mom sends me weird shit) and I just got my mother-in-law to finally bake the muffins last week. All you had to do was add like eggs and milk. They were pretty good.

At Tyra's comment:

RIGHT? Her response is NO FUCKING BETTER than guys who come onto you and then when you reject them, "I didn't want you anyway, you're fat/ugly/stupid/a bitch."

"...had decided to steer clear of our pages at this point in her campaign for fear of looking too feminine. The notion that a contemporary woman must look mannish in order to be taken seriously as a seeker of power is frankly dismaying."

You are never going to win the internet if you go around spouting facts and well reasoned opinions. You've also blown that Subway sponsorship.

This girl NAILED his facial expressions.

rich j can fucking fight me