Add a tapeworm and a limitless supply of cinnamon rolls and I'm in.

This is cheaper than I can get in SF at some rando place on Divis.

Yes, I thought the exact same thing. It's def more like 40USD for a super basic one in Scandinavia, and that's at one of the horrible mall places. A decent one is way more expensive. I guess this answers the question I always had about why American women get manicures on the regular. I would too, at that price.

"...and charges you $25 for a basic manicure."

No kidding! Learn 2 pants, Lauren Bans!

What "Spring forward" really feels like today;

you're out at the club on Saturday night

As is mine sir as is mine...

She sounds like she was pretty much a dick as a manager if you DIDN'T have kids. For fuck's sake people, some of us have lives, hobbies, OTHER family members we like to spend time with. Companies have stopped giving a shit about any of us... why do they think we'll continue to sacrifice everything, and kill ourselves…

"Why do I work for Wal-Mart?" he captioned an Instagram pic on Mar. 2. "I'm grateful to work for a company with such a culture and value for people."

I said something to this effect about evo psych not too long ago and a super fun dude showed up and accused me of 1) not being a scientist and 2) not being worthy of having an opinion on the field.

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

"But if you can find a girl who you can go to an EDM concert with, have a conversation with, who will sit on the couch and watch you play GTA for three hours—and then you go to bed and have amazing sex? That should be your girlfriend."

School: "No."

this 11-year old committed to the role more than jaime dornan did, that's for sure.

I feel like you're not a real person.

"I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words... When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly wise [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint".

Apparently not even to be paid fairly for doing work, according to you.

When will brands realize that there's a difference between being relevant and thirsty as fuck?

"He also talks about being on the phone with his mom and buying her a Caddy, something he's only able to do four years into his career. "