Yea...but it's expensive so I'll just keep repressing my heartbreak over my 6 year on-off torrid romance that ended with a bang.

Wow, the article that has been updated to remove graphic details is still pretty graphic.

"It's simply not pleasant to see someone stumble and struggle on the runway."

That Dr. Phil. Always trying to help people while the camera happens to be rolling.

Say what you will about Wendy Williams, but she addressed this the other day on her show. She pointed out that it's highly suspect that mom has come out of the woodwork to parade around TV with her son . . . when mom left her son to be raised by a known drug addict for his entire life.

I felt like she tried at multiple points to steer the conversation AWAY from her sexuality, most obviously at the point I quoted here, but your follow up questions were about how 1) losing her hair affects her appearance and how that plays into her "line of work" and then 2) outbursts of "a sexual nature"

I want to tell you more about the things that changed for me aside from the sexuality.

Why did you ever listen to

Three Fifths Mafia is the best.

Erm, that face tattoo is the middle looks more like Tila Tequila...

I worked in retail for years, and without a doubt, regardless of clientele, geography, local income, or any other demographic you'd like to name, the ladies room was consistently dirtier than the men's rooms, and with a much higher chance of pure nastiness occurring.

As someone who worked in a restaurant for years, don't make that assumption. Men can fuck up a bathroom, yeah, but women can also be naaaasty. Put the changing station away from the urinals and it should be fine.

And to those people I say: My mom went out with my dad because she wanted to meet my dad's roommate. He badgered her into dating him. He had to badger her into marrying him.

They fucking hate each other. It sounds romantic from the outside, but it is not. cute. up. close.

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

"Someone said feminism! Scramble the jets!"

I disagree, this is a "no-makeup" selfie.

The day I suck a man's dick for any other reason than because I goddamn felt like it is the day every single one of you needs to put a fucking bullet in my head.

I'm crying and I'm not even sure why I am crying.

wut

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?