I heard if a woman has had three children, and you put your ear to her vagina, you can hear the ocean.

to his credit Ali is totally willing to grant his new wife a divorce, provided she pay back her dowry and all the money he spent on her during the courtship

No, it's totally true. Women who have had three or more children regularly have to pick their internal organs off the ground and stuff them back in. It's terribly inconvenient.

I thought so too! Lol! I am with this woman in this story. No giant dicks for me!

once I was out with my friends and they were talking about big dicks and I blurted out that I wasn't a fan and that I once tried to screw a guy with a big dick and it didn't fit. Then everyone laughed and one woman who was kind of the bitchy one said that MrPony must have a small package. That pissed me off and I…

So... he's single now?

As my grandfather would say, Lindsey Graham is so dumb he couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel!

Sure it wasn't his time in prison?

Lindsey Graham is so stupid he got caught drunk driving at the bumper cars.

I'm an IT critter, for a state or local government no less, and deal with this kind of thing at work. I understand when people have a yahoo or gmail address that they've been using for years and years and want to use it rather than an official one. It's a pain and we have to push them to use the official one. It makes…

It's not a misstep. It was a calculated risk. She knew exactly what she was doing, and exactly what everyone would think if anyone ever publicly called her on it.

If you're just going to cut and past the IKEA catalog... that's cool.

Fleek is sooo dramble. Like totally skerb. Just the other day I was just fnarging out at my jarbo, you know just blugging around and I thought to myself being on fleek is like the new glerble .

Stop trying to make that a thing!

Hella is old slang, so I'm ok with it. Fleek though. Fleek needs to fuck off.

I am an old. One definition Urban Dictionary gives of "fleek" is "swavy" and this does not help me understand what fleek means...

On Fleek is one of the most annoying phrases to become popular in the past few years. I wouldn't be sad if I never heard it again.