is montana a state now?

I married a corny guy and I hope my daughter does too.

Things to work on:

Aren’t all these special assistant jobs in sports no-show jobs? Hideki Matsui is a special assistant to the Yankees, and we all know he spends most of his day building up his porn collection. Are Yankee players really learning from special assistant A-Rod?

A religious person deliberately misinterpreted anecdotes to fit their own narrative?

The older I get, the less I care about [any subject], but I do care about merit, and things being seen for what they are.

Historically I don’t think they’re very well proven as anti-aircraft weapons anyway.

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

“Dragonstone” succeeded at this when it relied on its visuals, especially so when conveying Dany’s heart-swelling return without dialogue or getting across Sam’s lowly position in the Citadel through an expertly edited barrage of exceedingly vile bedpans.

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

It should be noted that Robert Davis was sentenced to prison for embezzling money from the Highland Park School District - a district in worse shape than Detroit. Davis doesn’t give a shit about public money unless he’s the one on the receiving end.

Matthew Havel of Colorado filed a simple assault report against the Ryan brothers

I hope it turns into a short sentence.

Messi scores a goal, takes his shirt off: LEGEND

- tell me at what point the SHU player made a play for the ball?

There has to be some sort of Brewster’s Millions like deal that teams like the Niners and Knicks are trying to satisfy.

In my own personal experience, I find anecdotal evidence to be the best evidence.

Now’s as good a time as any to read Rick Reilly’s column after his first NFL win:

“you’re” a pedantic douche

I’m so confused. So, this is a video. A video that’s real. And this guy didn’t go to jail?