At 60-65, Ryan is vastly overqualified to coach the Jaguars.

UNC won but after the game the NC legislature passed a law saying they lost.

I didn’t realize that “talking shit and dramatically overestimating your abilities and then getting tossed to the ground by your own momentum” was a race.

I’m not going to defend his character, but having played football, I will say this:

Football is a violent game but it’s still just a fucking game. Do you know how big of a piece of shit you have to be to get kicked off of Nebraska? Lawrence Phillips couldn’t do that.

I remember my first winter here, 28 months ago...

We’ll never be able to bring our future children past the home where their parents first lived, and we definitely won’t be able to show them the place to which they were first brought home from the hospital.

Hi. White male here. Also raised in the burbs. Been pulled over many times and have been extended every courtesy. Most of the time the cops have called me sir and let me off with a warning. Also most times I had weed in my car. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a cop with his hand on his weapon before.

Since you’re impotent that point is pretty meaningless.

Legal weed, Universal Healthcare, and general aversion to bullshit. The rest of the country can fuck itself at the moment.

do janitors get paid the same as lawyers in the same building?

Yep except for the $100k his boss stands to earn if Simmons works super hard in 19th Century American Literature while traveling around the country playing basketball.

Secondary SHAME goes to the NBA for cynically forcing prospects who want to stay in the country to play NCAA ball in order to promote the NBA Draft and extract a free year of minor league development.

BREAKING: Outsider Who Will Not Examine Actual Facts Thinks Back-Breaking Stadium Deal Was Great For City He Doesn’t Live In

“Inadvertently ingest cocaine while kissing a woman solicited for sex on Craigslist the night before the olympic trials..” - also Rob Ford’s Make-a-Wish request.

No, it’s not. It’s a million times more respectable and reliable than anything we have in the states.

It’s always a good idea to publish surreptitious images of naked celebrities.

Or, a more likely scenario: There’s one sergeant on the PD that had his 1988 Caprice overheat on him back in 1996. So now anytime the temps get over 100 he makes the the patrol officers pop their hoods if they’re sitting on a scene. The patrol officers all know its BS but he’s the sergeant, so they just roll their…

Fun fact. It’s much easier to like GWB in a post-trump world.

Was Les Miles the idiot who agreed to play Wisconsin in Lambeau Field?