I get tear gassed and sprayed in US military for training.

Both bones in his wrist? Whah?

I expect he’ll be fined at least a game check for that.

The refs had Illinois giving 45

How awesome would it be if Olympic wrestling allowed professionals?

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

Just because other presidents were corrupt pieces of shit doesn’t mean that Brazilians are obligated to keep letting their politicians be corrupt pieces of shit.

Two wrongs don’t make a right.

Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.

Very true - Goff/Wentz aren’t being talked about in the same way, with the same “sure thing” labels. I think I meant that they’re the two QB darlings of this year’s draft.

What the fuck John Manziel? You could’ve had a steak dinner at nice restaurant every night forever. You suck, and are no Johnny Football. More like Johnny Shitball.

If it makes him an employee, strips him of grant + taxes his room & board & non-scholarship benefits

You are everything wrong with this country. Lighten up, Francis.