What a mistake. Just like Russell Wilson and Drew Brees, Murray is just too short to play QB in the NFL.

Look here man, if I can’t watch skinny nordic people ski around on flat ground and shoot guns at stationary targets, then let’s cancel the whole thing.

So what you’re saying is a 3 games suspension should do it?

“We can invest this money in public needs, or we can use it to allow these business owners to make even more money.”

That turf in Sochi needs to get checked out: I’ve never seen that many players slip and fall on the ground. (non-Neymar division)

Also, that ref needs to get fired for his failure to give cards to numerous hard fouls, which caused both Neymar and Cavani to get injured.  Ridiculous.

Why is barstool growing so fast while Deadspin is laying off employees? 

If the quantity involved is that petty there wouldn’t be much to extort him about. Does one guy who wants to get high one evening need more than a couple hundred bucks of coke? No, I think we’re talking about much, much larger quantities here, or else something else significantly nastier.

I’m an LSU fan who has been constantly impressed by the story of what Guice has been through...

Fuck you with your “both sides” bullshit. Democrats have proposed regulation after regulation only for the Republicans (who have been in control the entire time) have voted it down or refused to bring it to a vote at all. You are either a massive idiot or are arguing in bad faith.

I had a guy call a delay of game on me because I didn’t give the ball back to him quickly enough after he checked it to me, so I called a technical foul on him.

Did you know Tua is a true freshman? (and Fromm, too!) Really surprised they never mentioned that during the broadcast.

Holy shit. I never knew UCF was the first non-Power team to go undefeated. *HUGE EYEROLL*

Even more simple and obvious fix: Enforce an arbitrary time limit on the length of the review, something between 30 and 60 seconds. If you don’t have clear and obvious visual evidence that the call was wrong by then, the call stands.

Thank god we added replay so that the sport is no longer plagued with bad calls that ruin games

They’re matches now?

it works thematically as an echo of the harpoon guns on the speeders, a hideously impractical asspull for the sake of a REALLY sweet shot

but they’re definitely meddling with one of the primal forces of space opera, Let’s All Politely Pretend Accelerating A Rock To Lightspeed Wouldn’t Wreck Any And Every One Of Our…

Nah, I think the point of Rey’s utterly insignificant origin is that the Hope can ride on anyone’s shoulders, even someone with a totally undignified background as hers. (And also in a random stable boy whose been awakened.) In contrast, Kylo has all the pedigree in the galaxy yet remains a goddamn loser.

This is one of the biggest non-stories that has become a story. Bear Ears has been a national monument for just over a year so shrinking it 85% is allowing the most used parts protected. The remainder of the acreage in both Monument and Bear ears that have been removed are mostly uninhabitable. If the federal…

Its not bad to be attracted to a 16 year old.

It is bad to post that you are attracted to a 16 year old on the internet, because it is potentially damaging to a teenager.

Oh, but that’s in the Gospels. In 2017 Christians take their Biblical instruction from Leviticus only.