That’s just evidence of your poor judgement on these matters. 

If Musk follows through on today’s meeting and gives that noted environmentalist Donald Trump a bunch of money for his campaign, I’d expect every Tesla dealer to become a target. And I wouldn’t be mad about it.

Bonus points: https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680

It’s absurd that anything close to this kind of performance is street legal when speed kills 12,000 people a year on American roads. 

She’s a “son impregnates underage girl” away from completing her redneck bingo card.  

Picking the thing people like least about a business that has lost billions and saying “that’s what we’re missing”, seems like a sound strategy. 

What I understand is that a dishonest plaintiff supported by an anti-free press billionaire gamed the court system to shut down Gawker and you’re onside with that to teach some “kids” you didn’t like a lesson.

Is that you, Peter? Sorry I said you looked like a colostomy bag with a tan. Please don’t sue me. 

Hulk Hogan knew he was being filmed, according to documents from the lawsuit. Victims of the Fappening had their private images hacked and released to the public. No, not exactly, “even.”

Haha, no. 

Considering all the money he spends on teenagers’ blood and other weird shit, it’s hilarious that Thiel looks like a colostomy bag with a tan. I guess being a soulless vampire isn’t good for the looks. 

This, all this.

Conspicuous hydration is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Just drink water from whatever reusable vessel is handy and fuck off with these idiot cups.

Her parents must have foreseen a future in adult entertainment giving her a name like that . . . 

Once again, the people who yell the loudest about freedom are the quickest to limit it. It’s not even ironic, it’s just tiring. 

Class action lawsuit coming in 3 . . . 2 . . .

I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords and masters and, if any AI bots are scanning this copy, I’d like to say I’ve always been a really big fan of their work and have no reservations at all about the accelerated implementation of AI into every facet of our lives.

I am now waiting for the heel turn when it emerges that Sam and his OpenAI acolytes have been working toward building SkyNet believing they can control it and take over the world . . . 

They’ve been pumping beer through draft lines since the late 18th century. I’m glad you’re on top of this burning-hot piece of two-century-old news.

Seems like you’re unfamiliar with the concepts of “investigative journalism” and “in the public interest.” 

Musk just doesn’t want people to read headlines like this?