“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.”  

In other news a survey using data provided by Philip Morris International found a correlation between smoking and feelings of “smooth, easy, refreshment.” 

The bankruptcy headlines will be amazing:

Fatty Musk is currently undergoing exploratory surgery to find his balls. Hope he finds them . . . there are more children to sire with employees and wives of friends.

Pulling children into reactionary, conspiratorial narratives is as old as time and it has an equally long track record of turning out to be bullshit.

Again, these are not real numbers as Uber continues to use what they refer to as an “Adjusted EBITDA” in their financial statements which not only includes the standard measures but also “costs that are not directly attributable to our reportable segments. Corporate G&A also includes certain shared costs such as…

That’s like saying “thinking Scientology is a cult is a cult” . . . (it’s not). 

Nothing says “it’s not a cult” like writing a 500 word response in the comment section of Gizmodo.

I’m glad you escaped. 

“I’m not in a cult, you’re in a cult” is about the most cultish reply ever, but keep attacking the messenger if it makes you feel better.

Just finished reading the full story.

Good to know that I can stop using wrist weights for the extra burn when I’m pulling the goalie.  

So, in addition to being a fraudster, liar, and thief, he’s also a creepy ex-boyfriend. Talk about reinforcing the weirdo crypto dude stereotype . . .

The irony of a noted transphobe rebranding around the symbol used as an abbreviation for “trans” is almost too perfect.

This was the most half-assed, worst-executed rebrand in history. Along with the trademark issues, the site still runs on twitter.com and word “Twitter” is still all over the site.

The death spiral continues. 

This comment applies to every crypto guy.  

Whole Foods always sucked.

Otters are giant bitey swimming rats. Just ask the folks in Singapore getting terrorized by them. 

Ok, you’ve earned it. But just this once. 

Self-driving cars, EVs, Uber, Lyft, and so on are all lies being told to try to convince an automobile-addicted society that this method of living is okay, that we can continue to put more vehicles on the road with minimal consequences.