I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

+1 wife

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Matt Nagy is watching this over and over right now.

I don’t know why, but I enjoyed this article way more than I should.

and they are not even sending their best

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

Very classy

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

At least he’s not a dairy farmer getting logged on.

In yet another embarrassment, FIFA has rolled out its slogan for this year’s tournament, “500 Girls, One Cup.”

For sure. Not at all Lenient.

Pretty Biased, I’d say.

Best line I saw: Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli in a movie about Peyton’s life.

To be fair, the miserable late summer Philly weather could’ve played a role in Carlos’ actions. “Man, it’s a hot one,” said one player shortly after witnessing the outburst. “Like, seven inches from the midday sun.”

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

They have a fierce rivalry with the Montreal Maroon 5.

I hope that this is an isolated incident, and not something that becomes poutine.

And in return, I’d just like to say slut, abortion, masturbation!

Let he Pittsburgh fan who is without a DUI cast the first Keystone