At least his passion for soccer isn’t receding.

They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

“If you need a refresher on the whole imbroglio...”

Truly the Bushest of Leagues.

Yes, because tibianest, success is e-femoral.

“Pats are always thielen calls at home.”

/cums

The Saints also played on Thanksgiving, so they had the same amount of rest.  

Mike & Mike are the biggest tools to employ an ampersand since Black & Decker. 

Go back to putting it in glass bottles and calling it Corona.

Meanwhile, the Fancy Dogs collective is still fixated on Ideal Gas Law and is planning to release documents proving that every team manipulates equipment for competitive advantage.

“He’s amphibious!!!” - Emmitt Smith

I have reservations about starring this comment.

they can’t make the Indians give him back, that would be offensive

I guess he’s never heard the phrase “Don’t shoot the Messinger.”

If the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is, how could they ever understand a catch-22?

“And don’t get me started about how many of them ended up battered.”

In soccer terms, no.

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.