The dude didn’t tighten his manifold rivets. It probably popped a warning on his laptop, but he kept going.  Seen it a thousand times....

Well then, I came to make an ugly joke but all 6 comments before me have already done that soooo... good job guys! We all agree on something for once!

“COME ON NED MOVE THIS THING!

Oh my God please!

I really like these features because they make it much safer to twiddle on my phone while driving.

Sorry, mate, the job’s Taycan!

Yeah, but if was the two door V8 in purple, it would probably cost at least 3 times as much. 

Cars used to have DC generators, which charged the battery directly. Now they use alternators, which generate alternating current, as their name implies. The alternating current has to be rectified (converted to direct current) to charge the battery, but I guess the system as a whole is more efficient that way.

Hang on-

I would like to see a cheese grater based on classic automotive ducts, vents, and scoops. I little Ferrari F40 naca duct cheese on my nachos please. Or shave me off some Renault 5 Turbo cheese strips. 

I think this had been answered before on this very site.

BUT HIS PRINCIPLES

Man I have been anxiously waiting to read this and your thoroughness is awesome. Love your description of entering the Taycan for the first time. I could picture it so well before even seeing that photo.

Can’t wait to read a more direct head to head comparison of the Model S and Taycan... I’m curious, based on the…

“There’s this great *device*… it’s a *device*, people tell me that can make any car into a beautiful clean-running car… You plug it in the cigarette lighter and bing-bong-bing there you go. California hates you. California made cars not have the cigarette lighter. Oooh! It’s cancer… No cancer in your car… Folks,…

I agree. It’s pretty simple, really.

i didnt know they had editing

Edward Niedermeyer Is the quack that has made a career about attacking Tesla Motors and anything Tesla. I remember his hit piece about Electrek connection with Tesla (see link below). I am surprised that Jalopnik would promote this quacks book.

2nd gear: I bought a car from Carvana this week. It was a 2016 Highlander for my wife. It was cheaper hand had less miles than the same make/model/trim at the local dealership. I offered the same price to the dealership and the sales jabroni took my written offer to the “sales manager” jabroni, but no dice. I didn’t…

Its a shame literally everyone who has ever ridden one of these was killed immediately because of their lack of exhaust noise.

driving home one night with my son in the back and a black charger and challenger were purposely holding up traffic so they could race, i honked at them cause my toddler needed to go to the bathroom and we needed to get home and they flipped me the bird and sat there longer. so i called the police and got so much…